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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Steve19 said:
My wife has threatened to divorce me over this, as RugbyBuck or Shetuck can attest. However, she has come to realize that it is a part of my culture that is unlikely to change and accepted it.

If they bring that shitshow to South Africa, I'm going to do everything I can to punk their arses big time.
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Brings a tear to my eye when I see that someone has been able to properly train the wife.......
 
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Steve19 said:
My wife has threatened to divorce me over this, as RugbyBuck or Shetuck can attest. However, she has come to realize that it is a part of my culture that is unlikely to change and accepted it.

If they bring that shitshow to South Africa, I'm going to do everything I can to punk their arses big time.
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ya’ll married wrong. my old lady gives skunk bear fans as much shit as I do.
 
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Steve19 said:
Today, as I was leaving the gym for a 50km cycle, a guy walked in with a TSUN shirt on. I walked over and shook his hand.

"Hey, well done! Your team beat Ohio State in basketball and wrestling in recent days!"
"Really? Wow. Cool!"
"Of course, it's not like that takes away the pain of a 62 point arse-kicking in football, eh?"
"Oh, uh, yeah, mumble, mumble"

Did my best time at that distance in some time. :argh::banger::pimp:
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Those idiots have invaded Africa now? Damn
 
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Dryden said:
For fucks sake people, grow a goddamn sack and call a WalMart wolverine a WalMart wolverine when you see one.

Example: I'm a member of a lodge that may or may not have "high end happy hours." (Spoiler alert: They don't). But anyway, there's this one fucking WalMart wolverine that goes there that wears a grungy, crusty ass fucking Wolverine football jersey every single day. He probably (hopefully) doesn't wear this every day of his life, but he sure as fucking shit wears it everytime he goes to my lodge, because it's a Buckeye bar, of course, and he's gotta be the douchebag, because this is what we're subjected to in Central Ohio. As an aside, what is the payoff here? Like, the last time they were good he was fucking 13 years old. But whatever...

So I greet him the same way everytime I see him (very, very, loudly): "Nice jersey! Have you been wearing that since 2011 or 2003? Yeah, that stinks like shit. Probably 2003."

Fuck 'em all. Show no mercy. Sweep the fucking leg.
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"Dryden the Terrible"
 
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Honor&Glory said:
ya’ll married wrong. my old lady gives skunk bear fans as much shit as I do.
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yeah, that's where I probably went wrong. I married a UVA undergrad from Virginia. I did talk some sense into her and we came back to Ohio for a short, 7 yr stint ('02-'09..... picked a good yr to come home), where she got 2 degrees from OSU. So I did get my way for a few yrs. She missed out on the undergrad experience so the true hatred wasn't already built up. She still hates the Hokies. It has it's perks though. She makes a shit ton of money....just wish it was back in Columbus and not Lawrence, KS.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
Half of Africa thinks that tsun won the B1G this year... all those free t-shirts and shit.
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Shit. T-shirt companies know better than to even try printing shirts with that. Usually shirts gets printed for teams that have a shot, like, maybe having at least made the conference championship game.
 
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So the bar has a replay of The Game ‘99 and watching Cooper and Bellasari.... I am in a murderous rage.

Going to be a fucking miracle if I get out of here without a big fight

Wife is in the way to help me ease out without conflict, nod to my age, but the fire still burns. I swear I can take half of them. I just want to start hitting motherfuckers. Millennials are cunts. Sue me.

Woody help me.

Go bucks
 
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Best Buckeye said:
Never had that, I do like Jamison Black Barrel. However at the moment i'm imbibing some of Tennessee" finest moonshine. Fresh made 105 proof I believe.
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That was some weird ass beer. I am a bourbon guy.

This is a high end happy hour kind of place. Not much testicular fortitude. Lots of estrogen.

I am not worried about getting my ass kicked. None of them are up to it.

Queens
 
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