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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
you don't get some random woman.. you get "your woman" back. Only you would know if that person is also your wife.... or Nancy Pelosi or Sarah Palin... I think we all know who @Jaxbuck will be getting when he plays that shit backwards.
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Today, as I was leaving the gym for a 50km cycle, a guy walked in with a TSUN shirt on. I walked over and shook his hand.

"Hey, well done! Your team beat Ohio State in basketball and wrestling in recent days!"
"Really? Wow. Cool!"
"Of course, it's not like that takes away the pain of a 62 point arse-kicking in football, eh?"
"Oh, uh, yeah, mumble, mumble"

Did my best time at that distance in some time. :argh::banger::pimp:
 
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Steve19 said:
Today, as I was leaving the gym for a 50km cycle, a guy walked in with a TSUN shirt on. I walked over and shook his hand.

"Hey, well done! Your team beat Ohio State in basketball and wrestling in recent days!"
"Really? Wow. Cool!"
"Of course, it's not like that takes away the pain of a 62 point arse-kicking in football, eh?"
"Oh, uh, yeah, mumble, mumble"

Did my best time at that distance in some time. :)
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I just love the fact that that poor bastard went all the way to South fucking Africa to hide, and you punked his dumb ass.
 
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Steve19 said:
Today, as I was leaving the gym for a 50km cycle, a guy walked in with a TSUN shirt on. I walked over and shook his hand.

"Hey, well done! Your team beat Ohio State in basketball and wrestling in recent days!"
"Really? Wow. Cool!"
"Of course, it's not like that takes away the pain of a 62 point arse-kicking in football, eh?"
"Oh, uh, yeah, mumble, mumble"

Did my best time at that distance in some time. :argh::banger::pimp:
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My wife hates when we r in public and I jump on every opportunity to stick it to a *ichigan fan. I do it in a semi-nice, sutle way, just like Steve19 did. Someone has to do the Lord's work. Might as well be me.
 
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For fucks sake people, grow a goddamn sack and call a WalMart wolverine a WalMart wolverine when you see one.

Example: I'm a member of a lodge that may or may not have "high end happy hours." (Spoiler alert: They don't). But anyway, there's this one fucking WalMart wolverine that goes there that wears a grungy, crusty ass fucking Wolverine football jersey every single day. He probably (hopefully) doesn't wear this every day of his life, but he sure as fucking shit wears it everytime he goes to my lodge, because it's a Buckeye bar, of course, and he's gotta be the douchebag, because this is what we're subjected to in Central Ohio. As an aside, what is the payoff here? Like, the last time they were good he was fucking 13 years old. But whatever...

So I greet him the same way everytime I see him (very, very, loudly): "Nice jersey! Have you been wearing that since 2011 or 2003? Yeah, that stinks like shit. Probably 2003."

Fuck 'em all. Show no mercy. Sweep the fucking leg.
 
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I always set them up by offering to sing the scum fight song if they will give me a Big "GO Bucks"
"hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heros
hail, hail to Meechigan
Ooops we lost again......
 
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Dryden said:
For fucks sake people, grow a goddamn sack and call a WalMart wolverine a WalMart wolverine when you see one.

Example: I'm a member of a lodge that may or may not have "high end happy hours." (Spoiler alert: They don't). But anyway, there's this one fucking WalMart wolverine that goes there that wears a grungy, crusty ass fucking Wolverine football jersey every single day. He probably (hopefully) doesn't wear this every day of his life, but he sure as fucking shit wears it everytime he goes to my lodge, because it's a Buckeye bar, of course, and he's gotta be the douchebag, because this is what we're subjected to in Central Ohio. As an aside, what is the payoff here? Like, the last time they were good he was fucking 13 years old. But whatever...

So I greet him the same way everytime I see him (very, very, loudly): "Nice jersey! Have you been wearing that since 2011 or 2003? Yeah, that stinks like shit. Probably 2003."

Fuck 'em all. Show no mercy. Sweep the fucking leg.
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The Orange Carpet?
 
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mendensa said:
My wife hates when we r in public and I jump on every opportunity to stick it to a *ichigan fan. I do it in a semi-nice, sutle way, just like Steve19 did. Someone has to do the Lord's work. Might as well be me.
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My wife has threatened to divorce me over this, as RugbyBuck or Shetuck can attest. However, she has come to realize that it is a part of my culture that is unlikely to change and accepted it.

If they bring that shitshow to South Africa, I'm going to do everything I can to punk their arses big time.
 
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