ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[ORD_Buckeye]

For those of you who don't know, Gustave Ferbert was the scUM head coach from 1897 to 1899, where he compiled 24-3-1 record. He helped scUM become the all-time winningest CFB team by beating up on such powerhouse programs as Kenyon, Beloit, Kalamazoo, Case (x2), Western Reserve (x2), Ohio Wesleyan, Oberlin, Wittenberg, Hillsdale, Albion, and the Michigan Alumni (no joke).

I'm sure it's been posted here already, but many of those early wins were against teams that didn't know how to play football. Michigan would show up, spend an hour teaching them the rules and some basic fundamentals and then go out and beat them 80-0. All of those games are counted in their all-time records.

 

[Bucklion]

Case was a lot better that season then they were in 1897-1899, obviously!

Ask BB73, he was at both games.

 

[Oh8ch]

I'm sure it's been posted here already, but many of those early wins were against teams that didn't know how to play football. Michigan would show up, spend an hour teaching them the rules and some basic fundamentals and then go out and beat them 80-0. All of those games are counted in their all-time records.

And now we are doing the same for them.

 

[charlohiottean]

And now we are doing the same for them.

I guess that makes us lousy teachers.

 

[kujirakira]

I guess that makes us lousy teachers.

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We're just not motivated.
Didnt sleep well the previous night.

 

[Dryden]

They're paranoid...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Perhaps OSU should just hire this Campanile fella, pay the buyout and then give them the finger.

"Look, Jimmah.. if I want one of your coaches, I'll goddamned take that coach. Couple hundred grand aint stoppin' me. Capcie?"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Just fan the bills onto the floor.

 

[Jaxbuck]

(except Rutgers)

 

[sparcboxbuck]

(except Rutgers)

Yeah, if that was really written in there, it's a pretty solid insult. Have to give them credit for a strong move like that.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Yeah, if that was really written in there, it's a pretty solid insult. Have to give them credit for a strong move like that.

Which also means that they consider IU and Maryland a threat to poach their coaches.

 

[Steve19]

In a perfect storm, Rutgers beats them this year. Pfizer stock would fall through the floor.

 

[cincibuck]

Iowa in 1958? How many COYs did that fucker win?

Forrest Evaschevski had some excellent teams in the mid 50s. He and Woody got into it at the Big Ten Media day and chased each other around a table.

 

[Jaxbuck]

In a perfect storm, Rutgers beats them this year. Pfizer stock would fall through the floor.

In a perfect world, everyone beats them this year

 

[Steve19]

In a perfect world, everyone beats them this year

Just going for one step at a time...