ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[BuckeyeNation27]

Who needs Stroud when you can compete with Albany, Fordham, Umass & Buffalo

for

https://247sports.com/Player/Dan-Villari-46083788/

Man.....pretend for a second you're Dan Villari. You gotta accept that offer, right? Like, you know you're not good enough. But you still have to take it. Don't you? Do you?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

They are projecting him to be their starting LB/S type hybrid next season. Surely to be a stud

Well, with his 1 of 1 for 25 and 310 passer rating, I'm surprised they don't move him to QB

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Utah. Yoots are favored to land him, but ttun just sweetened the pot by offering to throw in a pack of Camels and a Judas Priest Zippo.

I would counter that offer with one of these

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I would counter that offer with one of these

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I am quite sure there is cocaine residue on each of those items.

 

[gmen6981]

Utah. Yoots are favored to land him, but ttun just sweetened the pot by offering to throw in a pack of Camels and a Judas Priest Zippo.

Welp, there went the keyboard on my laptop! doesn't react well to having coffee spit out all over it!

 

[NFBuck]

I would counter that offer with one of these

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Oh fuck yeah

Man.....pretend for a second you're Dan Villari. You gotta accept that offer, right? Like, you know you're not good enough. But you still have to take it. Don't you? Do you?

Russell Bellomy did and that worked out splendidly.

 

[buckeyemania11]

swiiiiiiiiiiing and a missssssssss

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

 

[NFBuck]

swiiiiiiiiiiing and a missssssssss

Should have offered him this:

 

[NFBuck]

swiiiiiiiiiiing and a missssssssss

A few crystal balls had swung to ttun the past couple of days. They really had their hopes up. You just hate to see it.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

You guys don't even pay attention. Michigan doesn't offer any of those sweet extra benefits. That's why they're always taking high character scholars and missing out on the cheaters of the world.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Should have offered him this:

Hey, you found my HS buddy Matt's jacket! Check the inside pocket. If there's a dime bag and/or a sheet of acid, it's definitely his.

 

[NFBuck]

Obligatory:

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/van-fillinger-utah

 

[buckeyemania11]

Should have offered him this:

Probably would had taken organizing a Jackyl concert in his local Kmart parking lot to swing this one

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You guys don't even pay attention. Michigan doesn't offer any of those sweet extra benefits. That's why they're always taking high character scholars and missing out on the cheaters of the world.

Utah Bag Men getcha every time.

No way scUM can compete with them as... you know, they're .. beacon of greatness in a pool of filth.