ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Jake]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/michigan-vs-alabama-citrus-bowl

Not a lot of optimism from dfbia. They're really broken.

They're not wrong.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Twitter comments so far:

Bama by at least 4 scores.

77 - 2 Alabama .... Go blue

Michigan might get beat so bad Harbaugh quits...

Honestly, there is a huge gap between these two. This should not be close.

It’s ridiculous they made this a match up

Bama 60 scUM 0

 

[Onebuckfan]

How will the Harbaugh apologists spin this?

 

[NFBuck]

This is exactly the kind of game bammer could lose. Come out totally flat and lose because it isn't for a national championship. Fortunately for them, they're playing scUM.

 

[Oh8ch]

How will the Harbaugh apologists spin this?

Easy - he asks his NFL bound stars to sit out, shrugs, and says "What can I do?"

 

[CFPBuckeye]

How many times is tOSU talked about on these voyages. Zero. No chance in hell.,

“It’s nice to get away just for a second to a country that doesn’t have Ohio State. I need a break from being their bitch.”

I can see that being said.

 

[Systems_id]

This is exactly the kind of game bammer could lose. Come out totally flat and lose because it isn't for a national championship. Fortunately for them, they're playing scUM.

Bama could sleep walk for a half and still beat SCUM by 3 TDs.

 

[scarletmike]

If the Gumps and scUMmers aren't out in force grabbing up tix, this is one I could be tempted to go to for the potential hilarity...

 

[Buckeye86]

If the Gumps and scUMmers aren't out in force grabbing up tix, this is one I could be tempted to go to for the potential hilarity...

Similar to PSU-UM, one way or another something is going to be fun to watch.

 

[kujirakira]

This is exactly the kind of game bammer could lose. Come out totally flat and lose because it isn't for a national championship. Fortunately for them, they're playing scUM.

Yea, there's so many variables here for both teams.
Motivation, NFL impact, QB situation, etc.
Could be 80-0 Bama or 20-13 scUM.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

This should be fun, Gumps and scUM arguing over who has more fake championships....

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

This should be fun, Gumps and scUM arguing over who has more fake championships....

Well, Alexa says that Bammer has 17 national championships, so...

 

[OregonBuckeye]

How will the Harbaugh apologists spin this?

Can't compete with Bama's bagmen and low academic standards. It's been their standard for a while

 

[NFBuck]

Similar to PSU-UM, one way or another something is going to be fun to watch.

Yep. scUM wins, it will only be because bammer doesn't give a shit, like the 2014 Sugar Bowl vs. Utah and they delude themselves into thinking they've got over the hump. Spend all off-season working themselves into a lather with dreams of winning the B1G and reaching the playoffs in 2020. Then they go 9-4 or 8-5. Plus, bammer fan gets to call for Saban's head.

Bammer wins, the critics will be relentless on Simple Jim and the fanbase continues to turn on their supposed savior

Win-win.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

While they'd be absolutely insufferable, the beating uninspired Bama scenario just screams "do it" to me. That's just so much DFBIA schadefrude I am already giddy thinking about it.