ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Dryden]

It’s funny that Shea completing 50% of his passes for 100 yards qualifies as one of the best performances of his career.

 

[Gatorubet]

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The Mages at that site think Rashon Gary as good or better than Chase and his speed. See this insight:

If you know how to look at more than just a stat sheet, Gary was very good at his position. 4.5 speed has literally nothing to do with pass rushing by the way.

 

[BB73]

It’s funny that Shea completing 50% of his passes for 100 yards qualifies as one of the best performances of his career.

C'mon, man. He only threw 6 incompletions in miserable weather!

 

[Onebuckfan]

I’m sorry scUM win is never a good thing.

 

[Mr.Blonde]

You have to wonder sometimes if we’re watching the same sport.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It’s funny that Shea completing 50% of his passes for 100 yards qualifies as one of the best performances of his career.

highlighted by that let-me-panic-and-liquid-brainshit-myself-then-throw-the-fucking-ball-backward-with-my-left-hand thing he did.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

A moral victory against the pedsters, a win over the arguably most annually overrated program in college football at home, and these paint huffers are right back on the path to total global domination. Prestige Worldwide!

jackw8542

October 27th, 2019 at 11:03 AM ^

Season is shaping up like 1969! The only difference is that it is unlikely we can win the Big Ten championship and will have to be satisfied with beating OSU.

 

[Jaxbuck]

A moral victory against the pedsters and a win over the arguably most annually overrated program in college football at home, and these paint huffers are right back on the path to total global domination. Prestige Worldwide!

I fucking called it last night!!!

1969!

drink!!

 

[Onebuckfan]

Michigan fans get more weeks of delusional happiness ..I abhor it. Kelly you had one job and blew it.

 

[cincibuck]

Michigan fans get more weeks of delusional happiness ..I abhor it. Kelly you had one job and blew it.

Take comfort in the facts that: 1) Michigan celebrations are limited to their fan base. ND win celebrations get you mounds of Grantland Rice ''Outlined against a blue, gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore, they were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley, and Layden. They formed the crest of the South Bend cyclone before which another fighting Army team was swept over the precipice of the Polo Grounds this afternoon. . . .'' and Heisman Trophy winners like Paul Hornung. 2) With two losses to teams that have failed to live up to their pre-season hype, the Irish are likely headed to the pre- New Year's Day bowl group. 3) The Bucks will benefit in recruiting Catholic school talent. 4) The Bucks get to beat the team that beat ND.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Take comfort in the facts that: 1) Michigan celebrations are limited to their fan base. ND win celebrations get you mounds of Grantland Rice ''Outlined against a blue, gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore, they were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley, and Layden. They formed the crest of the South Bend cyclone before which another fighting Army team was swept over the precipice of the Polo Grounds this afternoon. . . .'' and Heisman Trophy winners like Paul Hornung. 2) With two losses to teams that have failed to live up to their pre-season hype, the Irish are likely headed to the pre- New Year's Day bowl group. 3) The Bucks will benefit in recruiting Catholic school talent. 4) The Bucks get to beat the team that beat ND.

I get it but I want scUM fans in permanent depression and despair.

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

I get it but I want scUM fans in permanent depression and despair.

I’m sorry scUM win is never a good thing.

I like to think of it this way. If scum loses 5-6 games anytime soon hairball is gone. So we really only want them to lose and average of 3 games a year. And a big win against an overrated team really gives him a boost. I’d like to see him there for another decade, but that won’t be the case. So I’m just going to be happy every time he can eek another year out of those idiots.

 

[Ryan36_1]

Michigan fans get more weeks of delusional happiness ..I abhor it. Kelly you had one job and blew it.

When I find myself down in the dumps about such things, it helps to think about how we get to be the ones to crush their nonsensical dreams.

 

[cincibuck]

I get it but I want scUM fans in permanent depression and despair.

Go to MGoBlog - they are.

 

[Zurp]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/michigan-athletics-twitter-throws-shade-notre-dame

Starts out with a burn from Michigan directed at Notre Dame. But it makes no sense.

Dear @NDFootball, we need to take a break. We’ve been doing this for a while now and we need our space. We’re glad we could end on good terms, thank you for not being defensive. Let’s keep in touch and maybe we’ll try again in 14 years if you’re still independent.

As I recall, it was Notre Dame that cancelled the annual game, and Michigan cried like a little baby about it.
It's kinda like back in high school when you got dumped by the chick way out of your league, and you cried all night long about it. And then in the morning, you tell your buddies that you dumped that stupid bitch. No one believes you.