ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Jagdaddy]

JASON‏ @2housebuck 14h14 hours ago
Replying to @SamWebb77 @JoeyV242

Home improvement stores should sell that as wallpaper.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Who the fuck is Joey Velazquez?

 

[NFBuck]

Who the fuck is Joey Velazquez?

3* special.

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Jaxbuck]

A father with his own Twitter account........I just can't even get my head around that.

No wonder the kid is such a good fit for Jim Kardashian.

 

[cjmik_75]

Dis gon be good.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Turns out that this kid was an OSU baseball commit but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play baseball at scUM AND get coached by Harbaugh. He’s from Columbus and I’m not sure OSU even knows he plays football. Godspeed.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Turns out that this kid was an OSU baseball commit but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play baseball at scUM AND get coached by Harbaugh. He’s from Columbus and I’m not sure OSU even knows he plays football. Godspeed.

Well, actually he wasn't good enough for an OSU football offer.

So now he's going to play the part of the aggrieved Ohio kid who didn't get his offer.

He's like Goth kids in HS. There are always a few and they are always sadly pathetic.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

So now he's going to play the part of the aggrieved Ohio kid who didn't get his offer

Maybe he can tweet some past snubees. See how it worked out for them.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Turns out that this kid was an OSU baseball commit but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play baseball at scUM AND get coached by Harbaugh. He’s from Columbus and I’m not sure OSU even knows he plays football. Godspeed.

perfect fit

 

[Honor&Glory]

Maybe he can tweet some past snubees. See how it worked out for them.

did he tweet every baseball team that didn’t draft him in June, either? the douchebag entitlement is strong with this one. going to enjoy adding 5 L’s to his name.

 

[Buckeye86]

Turns out that this kid was an OSU baseball commit but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play baseball at scUM AND get coached by Harbaugh. He’s from Columbus and I’m not sure OSU even knows he plays football. Godspeed.

He wishes he was on Jordan Kovacs’ level but there is currently a coach in Ann Arbor who is stupid enough to offer a scholarship.

And DFBIA is gonna DFBIA... look at these fucking career “highlights” on Kavacs Wikipedia page:

• 2009 Freshman All-America (CFN 2nd team)
• 2009 Freshman All-Big Ten (TSN)
• 2009 Rudy Award candidate
• 2010 All-Big Ten Conference honorable mention
• 2010 Burlsworth Trophy nominee
• 2011 Lott Trophy quarterfinalist
• 2011 Burlsworth Trophy semifinalist
• 2011 All-Big Ten Conference honorable mention
• 2012 All-Big Ten Conference (coaches: 2nd team; media: honorable mention)
• 2012 Burlsworth Trophy finalist
• 2012 Michigan Wolverines football team MVP
• 2012 Academic All-Big Ten

It’s almost an impressive list if you forget to read the final word of every bullet point.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He wishes he was on Jordan Kovacs’ level but there is currently a coach in Ann Arbor who is stupid enough to offer a scholarship.

And DFBIA is gonna DFBIA... look at these fucking career “highlights” on Kavacs Wikipedia page:


It’s almost an impressive list if you forget to read the final word of every bullet point.

What the fuck is the Burlsworth Trophy?

Burl Ives?

 

[Buckeye86]

What the fuck is the Burlsworth Trophy?

Burl Ives?

I don’t know, but being a nominee for such a prestigious award is damn impressive.

 

[jakenick06]

He wishes he was on Jordan Kovacs’ level but there is currently a coach in Ann Arbor who is stupid enough to offer a scholarship.

And DFBIA is gonna DFBIA... look at these fucking career “highlights” on Kavacs Wikipedia page:


It’s almost an impressive list if you forget to read the final word of every bullet point.

Holy mother fucking shit "2009 Rudy Award candidate"...talk about a totally dubious back-handed compliment. I'd fucking quit whatever the fuck I was doing if it drew comparisons to Rudy.