ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[Jaxbuck]

Michigan football: weight room dancing ... jazz hands ... Lion King ... kitty cat sweaters ... conspiracy theories ... sexual assault ... losing to your rivals over and over again.

Mel Brooks nailed this one a long time ago. Even got the part where Jimmah comes in to try and retain some order

 

[Jaxbuck]

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you tell me which team has won 14 of the the last 16 head to head

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

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you tell me which team has won 14 of the the last 16 head to head

Oh, I know this one. The team that wasn't doing flash mob bullshit like a bunch of Nancys

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh, I know this one. The team that wasn't doing flash mob bullshit like a bunch of Nancys

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[NFBuck]

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you tell me which team has won 14 of the the last 16 head to head

8 wins trying to climb past third place (in their division)

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(On average) 12 wins per year with National Title aspirations every season.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

And to think at one time, well before he became a serious candidate for the scUM head coaching gig, I was genuinely concerned about his one day actually becoming their head coach. Now I pray that he never leaves...

 

[MaxBuck]

Damn, Bielema got tan since he stopped working . . .

Bielema passed that about a bill-and-a-half ago.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Damn, Bielema got tan since he stopped working . . .

Bielema passed that about a bill-and-a-half ago.

Wait..... You WERE talking about Bert! I assumed you were talking about Jen!

 

[Mike80]

Blazing Saddles references get liked automatically...

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Buckeye513]

You can even include the last seven years of Lloyd Carr and they're still shitty.

We're not that far away from having rosters made up entirely of kids born in the 21st century. In this century, Michigan is 138-77 with two conference championships, no national championships, no Big Ten championship game appearances, no national championship game appearances, and no playoff appearances. Their last conference championship was 2004, which they shared. They've won 10 or more games six times in 17 seasons. They're 4-10 in bowl games. Their highest AP poll finish was 6th in 2003 and they've finished out of the top 25 seven times. They're 2-15 against Ohio State and 8-9 against Michigan State. They are 7-5 against Notre Dame.

In that same time frame, Sparty is 133-84. Notre Dame is 130-83.

Ohio State is 185-37. Michigan only has 65 more wins since 2001 than Urban Meyer's Ohio State.

 

[buckeyemania11]

You can even include the last seven years of Lloyd Carr and they're still shitty.

We're not that far away from having rosters made up entirely of kids born in the 21st century. In this century, Michigan is 138-77 with two conference championships, no national championships, no Big Ten championship game appearances, no national championship game appearances, and no playoff appearances. Their last conference championship was 2004, which they shared. They've won 10 or more games six times in 17 seasons. They're 4-10 in bowl games. Their highest AP poll finish was 6th in 2003 and they've finished out of the top 25 seven times. They're 2-15 against Ohio State and 8-9 against Michigan State. They are 7-5 against Notre Dame.

In that same time frame, Sparty is 133-84. Notre Dame is 130-83.

Ohio State is 185-37. Michigan only has 65 more wins since 2001 than Urban Meyer's Ohio State.

10 4+ loss seasons since 2001, that really sticks out. In today's world they are quite a bit more likely to go 8-4 or worse than win 10+ games.

 

[AJHawkfan]

You can even include the last seven years of Lloyd Carr and they're still shitty.

We're not that far away from having rosters made up entirely of kids born in the 21st century. In this century, Michigan is 138-77 with two conference championships, no national championships, no Big Ten championship game appearances, no national championship game appearances, and no playoff appearances. Their last conference championship was 2004, which they shared. They've won 10 or more games six times in 17 seasons. They're 4-10 in bowl games. Their highest AP poll finish was 6th in 2003 and they've finished out of the top 25 seven times. They're 2-15 against Ohio State and 8-9 against Michigan State. They are 7-5 against Notre Dame.

In that same time frame, Sparty is 133-84. Notre Dame is 130-83.

Ohio State is 185-37. Michigan only has 65 more wins since 2001 than Urban Meyer's Ohio State.

77 losses in 17 years is really eye opening. That averages out to 4.5 losses per season. You have to go back to 1988 to get back to tOSU's 77th loss.

 

[Buckeye513]

10 4+ loss seasons since 2001, that really sticks out. In today's world they are quite a bit more likely to go 8-4 or worse than win 10+ games.

Their average record is 8.12 - 4.53.

They've been so shitty that their average record doesn't even include a full 13th game.