ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[Buckeye513]

my standing question for when they pull the "stars don't matter" argument: Then why were you so excited when Jimmah landed the 8th and 6th ranked classes?

He literally kicks this off with "yay for five-star quarterbacks."

 

[buckeyemania11]

"Generic 3 star" is Harbaughs favorite type of recruit.

 

[Buckeye513]

Which one of you sleeper cells is "Maizen"?

Wrong. This is Michgan's lowest ranked non coaching transition recruiting class since 2000.

What about it? Michigan finished with the #20 class in 2014 per the 247 composite. Yesterday Michigan finished with the #21 class. If if if. Stop. No ifs ands or buts, that's where they finished. Stop rationalizing it.

People might forget about it in the short term, but when these are the guys who are going to replace everyone starting now in the next or two people aren't going to forget. This was not a good class, it's ok to say it.

Michigan hasn't won a conference title in 14 years. They've lost 8 of 10 to MSU. They've lost 15 of 17 to OSU. But yeah, I'm "constantly negative." No, more like constantly realistic.

And I have no desire to hear you tell everyone how you are right and everyone else is wrong because you say so. Have a nice day and enjoy the #21 recruiting class while our biggest rival just signed their best class in the internet era. And when they kick our ass again, I look forward to you telling everyone how recruiting is going just fine.

And this is where you are wrong skippy. OSU has signed a higher ranked class than UM 8 straight years. They are 7-1 vs Michigan in that timeframe. It's no coincidence that UM was reguarly out recruiting OSU in the 90's when they were winning that game.

Michigan has resources 99.9% of programs would kill for. But you're a UM apologist so you wuldn't understand this, but god forbid I expect our 9 million dollar coach to sign a class better than #21 in the country.

You don't realize how dumb you sound do you. "We don't need Brooks to be good because Zavier Simpson!" My god I almost feel sorry for you.

Consider this the last time I acknowledge your pathetic existence.

The first half of your post is completely delusional. This isn't 1970 where kids come in and sit o the bench for 4 years. They are ready to play now and most impact players are breaking into the lineup in their first or second year. To suggest that OL shouldn't play until they have been in the program for 4 years is downright laughable. Michigan had four OL starting whoere were HS All Americans last year. Yet they still couldn't field a competent OL. But yeah, we should definitely keep making excuses until we have seniors at every position on offense who have been starting for 3 years until we have som god damn expectations.

I'm exhausted trying to comprehend your mental gymnastics within paragraphs upon paragraphs of text trying to explain away how recruiting rankings don't matter but they really do but they really don't and it's ok our class sucked this year.

That's some next level shit and it's only one thread.

 

[Buckeye513]

He also likes basketball:

That John Beilein sure can coach! Headed right towards bubble, which means we'll get bounced in the 2nd round and then talk about how awesome he is. Wash, winse, repeat.

No, it's not fine, it's complete shit. Would be the 8th time in 11 years Michigan basketball either won't be in the tournament or won't make it out of the 1st weekend. But how dare anyone actually have expectations for a guy who is one of the 5 highest paid coaches in college basketball. Did you hear him, "it's fine." Just, wow.

I don't care how hard it is, it's his job. He doesn't want to recruit 1 and dones fine, but then don't bitch that you can't win with a starting lineup full of juniors and seniors. He's one of the five highest paid coaches in college basketball and pretty much every year we're a fucking bubble team. It's in his DNA at this point.

What the fuck are you talking about? Stop bringing up John Beilein. if you really want to talk about him, let's talk about how Michigan is on pace to lose 8 conference games in a year where there are only going to be four tournament teams. Let's talk about how it's another year headed right towards the bubble. Let's talk about how this team looks nothing like a team that can make it out of the 1st weekend of the NCAA's, which would be the 8th time in 11 seasons they've failed to do it. But oh yeah he's a god and my takes are so bad even though half the roster (Simmons, Watson, Brooks, Davis, Teske) contribute absolutely nothing to this team. Please tell me how awesome his recruiting is. Or how about this, stop hijacking threads because you don't like an opinion of mine regarding something completely different than the subject at hand. Good grief.

 

[colobuck79]

^^^^
That stuff is better than heroin.

Edit: This would be a decent sig line: Consider this the last time I acknowledge your pathetic existence.

 

[Buckeye513]

^^^^
That stuff is better than heroin.

Edit: This would be a decent sig line: Consider this the last time I acknowledge your pathetic existence.

http://mgoblog.com/users/Maizen/recentcomments

He's amazing. I thought the blind optimists and book learnin' shit talkers were great, but this miserable fuck is making me rethink my life.

You might be right. You might be wrong. Either way, you suck.

What sucks is the bottom half of our commit list.

You aren’t part of the “our,” though.

Actually I am, have a degree and everything. Do you? Probably not.

Bolivia warm?

Very warm. I was really worried that without my fake life points I would be cold but in fact it's quite lovely.

 

[NFBuck]

"Generic 3 star" is Harbaughs favorite type of recruit.

Also, dude, "Generic 3 Star" is not the preferred nomenclature; "Harbrau Guys", please.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Not sure if this has been pointed out here yet, but, lol!

https://247sports.com/college/michi...th-Michigan-for-open-assistant-spot-114894511

Cam Cameron interviews with Michigan for open assistant spot

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/former-lsu-ocqb-cam-cameron-interview-10th-asst-coach-position-michigan

Larry Appleton

Joined: 05/15/2014
MGoPoints: 9648


Sigh … Has he ever not been
Sigh …

Has he ever not been canned?

Groundbreaking choice of Hires. McElwain or Cameron.

 

[colobuck79]

LSU has always been known as an explosive offensive machine. Now I am scared.

 

[NFBuck]

So, the three names we've heard so far in their offensive staff "shakeup"...Dan Enos, Jim McElwain, Cam Cameron. What do these three have in common? They've presided over some absolute garbage offenses over the last 4-5 years, and they all run the exact style of offense that scUM ran the past three seasons resulting in anything from "decent" to "sludge fart."

I'll tell ya, nothing screams "dynamic" like Jim McElwain and Cam Cameron.

 

[colobuck79]

And this is where you are wrong skippy. OSU has signed a higher ranked class than UM 8 straight years. They are 7-1 vs Michigan in that timeframe. It's no coincidence that UM was reguarly out recruiting OSU in the 90's when they were winning that game.

I am still pissed that we lost that one game.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I have to stop reading. The erection is going on 3 full days

 

[NFBuck]

I have to stop reading. The erection is going on 3 full days

 

[tsteele316]

I am still pissed that we lost that one game.

one braxton miller overthrow from a 14 year winning streak.

 

[jwinslow]

He also likes basketball: