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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

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My favorite of the scUM contingent currently are those who seriously believe for a second that Patterson is not going to be the starter from day 1 he steps on campus........It's almost as if they have not watched their team flail like a fish out of water trying to throw the ball all season.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
My favorite of the scUM contingent currently are those who seriously believe for a second that Patterson is not going to be the starter from day 1 he steps on campus........It's almost as if they have not watched their team flail like a fish out of water trying to throw the ball all season.
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It's almost as if....and stay with me on this one, everybody....Andrew Luck was a once in a generation talent. And almost as if, Kaepernick had been schooled in the pistol for four years by the guy who created it and was thus uniquely qualified to introduce it to the NFL. Now bear with me here. It's almost as if SimpLLLe Jim is not a mythical quarterback whisperer a'la Bill Walsh, but merely a guy who somehow stumbled into two once-in-a-lifetime qb situations and then bolted the fuck out of Dodge before he actually had to build and create something on his own. Only to stumble into Ann Arbor holding nothing but his dick.
 
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It's almost as if....and stay with me on this one, everybody....Andrew Luck was a once in a generation talent. And almost as if, Kaepernick had been schooled in the pistol for four years by the guy who created it and was thus uniquely qualified to introduce it to the NFL. Now bear with me here. It's almost as if SimpLLLe Jim is not a mythical quarterback whisperer a'la Bill Walsh, but merely a guy who somehow stumbled into two once-in-a-lifetime qb situations and then bolted the fuck out of Dodge before he actually had to build and create something on his own. Only to stumble into Ann Arbor holding nothing but his dick.
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the man's a genius
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
It's almost as if....and stay with me on this one, everybody....Andrew Luck was a once in a generation talent. And almost as if, Kaepernick had been schooled in the pistol for four years by the guy who created it and was thus uniquely qualified to introduce it to the NFL. Now bear with me here. It's almost as if SimpLLLe Jim is not a mythical quarterback whisperer a'la Bill Walsh, but merely a guy who somehow stumbled into two once-in-a-lifetime qb situations and then bolted the fuck out of Dodge before he actually had to build and create something on his own. Only to stumble into Ann Arbor holding nothing but his dick.
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I am not even sure he knows how to hold his own dick.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
It's almost as if....and stay with me on this one, everybody....Andrew Luck was a once in a generation talent. And almost as if, Kaepernick had been schooled in the pistol for four years by the guy who created it and was thus uniquely qualified to introduce it to the NFL. Now bear with me here. It's almost as if SimpLLLe Jim is not a mythical quarterback whisperer a'la Bill Walsh, but merely a guy who somehow stumbled into two once-in-a-lifetime qb situations and then bolted the fuck out of Dodge before he actually had to build and create something on his own. Only to stumble into Ann Arbor holding nothing but his dick.
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That's what Kicker Diddlers do!
 
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There is chatter on scum forums that Drevno and Pep could be heading to the NFL, and Harbrau plans to replace them with...wait for it...Greg Roman. :slappy:

Ol' Simple Jim sure does like to stay familiar. For those unfamiliar, Greg Roman is Harbrau's former OC with the Niners who tried to make Kaepernick a pocket QB and saw his offenses get worse each season until they were a goddamned sludgefart by 2014. He then spent 18 games as the Bills OC before getting his ass canned there. He spent this year as "Senior Offensive Assistant" with the Ravens and their 27th-ranked offense. As a Niners fan, I wholeheartedly endorse this move if true.
 
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NFBuck said:
There is chatter on scum forums that Drevno and Pep could be heading to the NFL, and Harbrau plans to replace them with...wait for it...Greg Roman. :slappy:

Ol' Simple Jim sure does like to stay familiar. For those unfamiliar, Greg Roman is Harbrau's former OC with the Niners who tried to make Kaepernick a pocket QB and saw his offenses get worse each season until they were a goddamned sludgefart by 2014. He then spent 18 games as the Bills OC before getting his ass canned there. He spent this year as "Senior Offensive Assistant" with the Ravens and their 27th-ranked offense. As a Niners fan, I wholeheartedly endorse this move if true.
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and of course, DFBIA is going to go full-all-in-rope-holdin' retard on this (if true)

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and of course, DFBIA is going to go full-all-in-rope-holdin' retard on this (if true)

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They're salivating. They think he's gonna come in and run the pistol he briefly ran with Kaep. Nevermind that neither Peters, McCaffrey or Patterson are near the athletes Kaep was, and it was his running ability that made that offense effective. Also, it was a novelty in the NFL, whereas variants of it are fairly common in CFB. They're also chosing to ignore that every fanbase that has been cursed with him as their OC has loathed his pudgy ass. But, DFBIA gonna DFBIA.
 
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