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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

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https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/winningest-senior-class-top-half-big-ten-school-programs
Starts with them saying their best record of wins in a 4-year span (44) isn't as good as Ohio State's (50). Conversation runs around a little. Then this guy tries to be smart:

Context is key.

OSU's senior class: 50-4 (.926)

Our 1902-1905: 44-1-1 (.967)

Fuck ohio
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Let's see who Michigan played in those 46 games:
Albion (3)
Case (4)
Michigan Agricultural
Oberlin (3)
Beloit
Ohio Normal (WTF??)
Ferris Institute
Drake (3)
Ohio Northern (2)
Kalamazoo (2)
Physicians & Surgeons
American Medical School
Ohio Wesleyan

24 of their 46 games (52%) against - are some of those high schools? In all fairness, that still gives them a 20-1-1 record (0.938) - still better than Ohio State's.

I'm guessing that some of those teams didn't have a team until Michigan showed up and asked if they could play a game.
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
I simply can't believe that any fanbase goes back over a hundred years to prove how great they are. It's like France saying: "Hey, we had Napoleon!"
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When I read that, I thought to myself.. you know, he (the OP) is right.. context is key.. except he doesn't seem to understand what that means here....
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
I simply can't believe that any fanbase goes back over a hundred years to prove how great they are. It's like France saying: "Hey, we had Napoleon!"
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Was at the commissary Sunday, wearing an tOSU T-shirt as always, when this chick comes up and says, "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" I say, "You must be a Michigan fan." She says, "No, but my husband is..." and a few seconds later he comes up and repeats the "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" comment. I replied "6-0", referring to UFM's scUM record. Predictably he goes "Yeah, but we still own the overall record." I go, "Well enjoy those wins back before the forward pass and when the ball was round." and walked away. Fucking morons.
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
Was at the commissary Sunday, wearing an tOSU T-shirt as always, when this chick comes up and says, "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" I say, "You must be a Michigan fan." She says, "No, but my husband is..." and a few seconds later he comes up and repeats the "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" comment. I replied "6-0", referring to UFM's scUM record. Predictably he goes "Yeah, but we still own the overall record." I go, "Well enjoy those wins back before the forward pass and when the ball was round." and walked away. Fucking morons.
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should have laid the bitch out



just fucking around, good to see you
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
Was at the commissary Sunday, wearing an tOSU T-shirt as always, when this chick comes up and says, "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" I say, "You must be a Michigan fan." She says, "No, but my husband is..." and a few seconds later he comes up and repeats the "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" comment. I replied "6-0", referring to UFM's scUM record. Predictably he goes "Yeah, but we still own the overall record." I go, "Well enjoy those wins back before the forward pass and when the ball was round." and walked away. Fucking morons.
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MililaniBuckeye said:
Was at the commissary Sunday, wearing an tOSU T-shirt as always, when this chick comes up and says, "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" I say, "You must be a Michigan fan." She says, "No, but my husband is..." and a few seconds later he comes up and repeats the "Are they giving away free T-shirts?" comment. I replied "6-0", referring to UFM's scUM record. Predictably he goes "Yeah, but we still own the overall record." I go, "Well enjoy those wins back before the forward pass and when the ball was round." and walked away. Fucking morons.
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An equally good comeback would be - "That's a conversation your grandfather had with my grandfather. Time to move one."
 
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