ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

at least it wasn't a female, so he's doing better than a lot of athletes these days.

True. Punched a car. He only gave STDs to women.

 

[WolverineMike]

If that was even true I'm sure more would have come out about it. Never heard anything else about it after the sign was hung.

 

[WolverineMike]

New Slogan: Michigan - our athletes punch cars instead of women.

And Duke Boys slide over the hood too!

 

[colobuck79]

I may have punched a car when I was in college. What is the statute of limitations on such behavior?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I may have punched a car when I was in college. What is the statute of limitations on such behavior?

do we even want to know what @Fungo Squiggly has done to a car?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

do we even want to know what @Fungo Squiggly has done to a car?

Dear God....

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Rumor has it Mr. STD broke his hand punching a car this week. Sounds very shenaniganious to me. Discuss.

Ever heard the one about the scummier who got so drunk that he beat up his car and drove his girlfriend into a telephone pole?

 

[NFBuck]

Ever heard the one about the scummier who got so drunk that he beat up his car and drove his girlfriend into a telephone pole?

Fuck Lion strikes again.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Dear God....

Hide yo tailpipes!

 

[jwinslow]

The window punching appears to be true. That's a pretty outrageous story (without the rest of it) that would be easy to dismiss if it were false.

probably need to get the cars side of the story before we rush to judgement

I wouldn't look for much movement there.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

do we even want to know what @Fungo Squiggly has done to a car?

 

[muffler dragon]

If that was even true I'm sure more would have come out about it. Never heard anything else about it after the sign was hung.

Why would you expect that?

 

[WolverineMike]

Why would you expect that?

The story was he gave her an STD without telling her he had something. That's usually frowned upon, am I right?

 

[jwinslow]

The story was he gave her an STD without telling her he had something. That's usually frowned upon, am I right?

He's talking about the enormous leap in logic between "people can be jerks about STDs" and "well Outside the Lines didn't follow up, so it must not be true"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Hide yo tailpipes!

Cuz he punchin' ereyone out here...