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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

people make [Mark May] up on the internet?
I once scored four touchdowns in one game. Honest injun.

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No. Never happens.
Now please excuse me, my private jet is waiting to fly me to Tahiti so I can party with some beautiful native women in a hot tub full of 100 dollar bills.


I just choppered in to my beach house. I got this 'thing' with Microsoft. We're working on a robot arm that gives you a handy while watching porn. Should only take 6-7 minutes. Meet you in Tahiti. Get me a cold beer and hot native women in case the robot arm prototype fails.

Oh, and I'll be bringing Kate Beckinsale with me. We're getting married. Thanks @NJ-Buckeye...
 
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