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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

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Fungo Squiggly said:
Tomato....clamato......



whatever you say.....bitch!
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Dennis Norfleet no longer listed on Michigan’s roster

Has Dennis Norfleet‘s situation at Michigan finally come to an end?

UM released its updated football roster Wednesday, and, per mlive.com, Norfleet’s name was not included. It’s not yet officially official that the two sides have parted ways, but it is a significant sign that that’s the direction it’s headed — and seems to have been headed for a couple of months even as the situation has only gotten murkier as time has passed.

Back in mid-May, reports surfaced that Norfleet had been dismissed from the football program. A day later, UM clarified that Norfleet had been suspended, not dismissed, with additional reports intimating that the issue or issues were related to academics. A couple of days later Norfleet apologized for… for whatever it is that’s going on in his life that’s led to the uncertainty.

Late last month, Norfleet was given permission to speak to Div. II Tuskegee University. Around that same time, Jim Harbaugh stated that there was “a plan in place” for Norfleet’s return to the Wolverines.

Norfleet is the school’s all-time leader in kick returns and kick return yards, so his departure would diminish UM’s returning production on special teams.

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...orfleet-no-longer-listed-on-michigans-roster/

I thought he was gone last May; apparently now it is official.
 
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colobuck79 said:
It's the perfect drink for operating heavy machinery.
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I worked at Delco, a GM plant (back in the day when Ohio had factories) during my summer breaks - mostly second shift. Guys would run across the street to On The Double, grab a seat and order up, "Beer and a bump." They'd down three or four of those and then head back to work on hydraulic presses, twenty-foot monsters that punched holes in quarter inch steel sheets. Most of them had six complete fingers and one thumb.
 
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A friend of mine told me a story once--don't know if it's really true--about a guy who operated that kind of machinery. He wasn't the world's most coordinated fellow, and kept lopping off one finger after another. Not sure quite how many he'd worked his way down to, but one day he deleted yet another one and, the story goes, uttered some furious exclamation of disgust and stuck his head under the press and clocked himself out.
 
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LostLassie said:
A friend of mine told me a story once--don't know if it's really true--about a guy who operated that kind of machinery. He wasn't the world's most coordinated fellow, and kept lopping off one finger after another. Not sure quite how many he'd worked his way down to, but one day he deleted yet another one and, the story goes, uttered some furious exclamation of disgust and stuck his head under the press and clocked himself out.
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Here is a picture, right after that happened.

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LostLassie said:
A friend of mine told me a story once--don't know if it's really true--about a guy who operated that kind of machinery. He wasn't the world's most coordinated fellow, and kept lopping off one finger after another. Not sure quite how many he'd worked his way down to, but one day he deleted yet another one and, the story goes, uttered some furious exclamation of disgust and stuck his head under the press and clocked himself out.
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I took a summer job at a printing press in 1993; it was spectacular all the various machines they owned that could remove digits if you weren't alert.

On the lighter side, quite possibly the dumbest co-worker I've ever had the pleasure of working with stuck her head into a power strapper to investigate a jam, and predictably strap-tied her own head to a bundle of corrugated boxes on the assembly line. I kid you not, this may have been the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
 
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I had a temp of mine investgate why the material he was grinding up wasn't coming out the rotary airlock (basically a paddle wheel to limit the rate of discharge) as fast as he put it in.

Had on Kevlar gloves.

Stuck his hand in to see if it was jammed.

Did not harm the glove at all, but it did chop off a finger inside the glove. He took the glove off and a finger stayed in the glove.

Woman supervisor on midnights actually spent a bunch of time trying to retrieve the finger out of the glove.


Probably one of my favorites though was a maintenance employee.

Accidentally stuck a forklift through a 2400 pound tote of liquids. Not real hazardous honestly, but a big fucking deal to spill that much.

He panicked. Didn't want it all pooling up in one area.

He decided to take a lap around our building to spread the mess around.

I pull up in the morning and their is an oily circle around my entire building.

Couldn't believe the decision making abilities.
 
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BIATCHabutuka said:
I had a temp of mine investgate why the material he was grinding up wasn't coming out the rotary airlock (basically a paddle wheel to limit the rate of discharge) as fast as he put it in.

Had on Kevlar gloves.

Stuck his hand in to see if it was jammed.

Did not harm the glove at all, but it did chop off a finger inside the glove. He took the glove off and a finger stayed in the glove.

Woman supervisor on midnights actually spent a bunch of time trying to retrieve the finger out of the glove.


Probably one of my favorites though was a maintenance employee.

Accidentally stuck a forklift through a 2400 pound tote of liquids. Not real hazardous honestly, but a big fucking deal to spill that much.

He panicked. Didn't want it all pooling up in one area.

He decided to take a lap around our building to spread the mess around.

I pull up in the morning and their is an oily circle around my entire building.

Couldn't believe the decision making abilities.
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