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ttun basketball (Juwan out, Dusty May in)

http://forums.the-ozone.net/messages/333592.html

By Optimus Prime on 21:47:34 03/16/12
Here's to Dr. Seuss.

I do not like them in the ?Shoe.
I do not like them Maize and Blue.

I do not like them at the barber.
I do not like them in Ann Arbor.

I do not like them on Capitol Hill.
I do not like them in Nashville.

I do not like them a la carte.
I do not like their winless Bike Hart.

I do not like them in the fall.
I do not like them, no ? not at all.

I do not like their ugly grins.
I do not like them in Athens.

I do not like them all year long.
I do not like their dumb fight song.

I do not like their overweight cheerleading brunettes.
I do not like their ugly helmets.

I do not like them on cloud nine.
I do not like their coach, Beilein.

I do not like that ugly bloke.
Their other fat coach, Brady Hoke.

Would you, could you
Like them
in a box?
Would you like their ugly socks?

Not in a box.
Not their socks.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like their ugly socks.
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like them in a traffic jam.
I do not like them, Buckeye I am.
 
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muffler dragon;2127003; said:
[sarcasm]Am I correct in seeing that Michigan is the only B1G team to lose thus far? Could it be, really? No way such a vaunted sharer of the conference regular season title could lose after getting a 4 seed in the tourney. [/sarcasm]

If it weren't for those dickwads trying to dig under Ohio State fan's skin with the whole Ohio shit, I may have actually rooted for them....













What the fuck am I saying? FUCK MICHIGAN!
 
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TooTallMenardo;2127008; said:
If it weren't for those dickwads trying to dig under Ohio State fan's skin with the whole Ohio shit, I may have actually rooted for them...
I was actually on board with this. I cheer for the conference teams in whatever tournament the conference gets in, whether it's basketball, BCS football, or badminton. Yes ... even the Wolverines.

But when I saw they drew Ohio, all bets were off.
 
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muffler dragon;2127003; said:
[sarcasm]Am I correct in seeing that Michigan is the only B1G team to lose thus far? Could it be, really? No way such a vaunted sharer of the conference regular season title could lose after getting a 4 seed in the tourney. [/sarcasm]

Wait.

Are you implying that their shared title was more a function of MSU and OSU losing it than them winning it?

Next you'll be telling me one of the other sharers could beat them by 20+ on a neutral floor after the sharer in question was fresh out of miracles.
 
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Jaxbuck;2127015; said:
Wait.

Are you implying that their shared title was more a function of MSU and OSU losing it than them winning it?

No way. It's UN-fucking-POSSIBLE. Just like Novak's desire to carry on with the 90210 sideburns. They will last the test of time just like the greatness of this 2011-12 Bielein coached squad.

Next you'll be telling me one of the other sharers could beat them by 20+ on a neutral floor after the sharer in question was fresh out of miracles.

I absolutely could not believe that a waxing like that could happen even if the ass in your avatar was available, ready and willing.

TooTallMenardo;2127016; said:
You kiddin me? Even if I said I was rooting for them, I'm lying. Even if I said I wasn't lying..... I am. :lol:

You'll have to take it up with Jax.
 
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