Troy Smith the QB

[calibuck]

Reed the Weed - is that a haiku? I think it has to be a bit shorter, but I like the sentiment.

:gobucks3: :osu4:

I like the one:

Buckeyes are Scarlet
Meatchickens are Blue
Mr. LLloyd Carr, we piss on you

(Excuse my lingo, I'll end my poetic career here)

 

[Bob Saccamano]

The sad part is I tried to sing it aloud...

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Apparently, since we all like queer poems about beloved Buckeyes, I thought I'd give it a try (Sorry, I copied your song and rhyme scheme, BuckeyeInTheBoro). Enjoy.

Troy Smith, the QB
Was a Buckeye prodigy
He won two times, in as many tries
Against scUM, IVoyd, and Henne​

Troy Smith, the QB
Must be scUM's biggest fear
'Cause he won two times, in as many tries
As Coop' had in 13 years​

Troy Smith, the QB
Had a freaking field day
On good ol' scum and the Irish bums
And Weis ate his pain away​

There must have been some magic
In those mobile feet of Troy's
'Cause he could run and gun, and have some fun
Even with the biggest boys​

Troy Smith, the QB
Still had a couple tricks (up his sleeve)
He said girls and guys, fellow Buckeyes
We'll have a Fiesta in '06!​

 

[SparkyOSU]

I dont think we should be making poems for football players, unless you WANT/LIKE to send them love notes.....