A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
You're supposed to post something we haven't all heard before! 
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You're supposed to post something we haven't all heard before!
Integrity marks for you for not just answering.
How about this one:
The music stopped. The woman dies. Why?
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OSU_Buckguy
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i recuse myself.
by the way, i'm having a problem losing my cursor whenever i do a quick post or quote someone. this forces me to do it over and over again, having to quote someone and hit mozilla's "stop" so that i can save the cursor. sometimes this works; sometimes it doesn't. has anyone had this peculiar problem?
by the way, i'm having a problem losing my cursor whenever i do a quick post or quote someone. this forces me to do it over and over again, having to quote someone and hit mozilla's "stop" so that i can save the cursor. sometimes this works; sometimes it doesn't. has anyone had this peculiar problem?
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
Yeah, I guess I've heard too many of these. That one reminds me of the woman who bought new shoes and was killed later that day because of them.
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Correct on the hiccups. If you've got one, go ahead, I've got nothing but oldies right now that people have heard.
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Fungo Squiggly
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Something along the lines of: power went out while she was on life support?
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
BB - you know the answer to the one about the woman who bought new shoes?
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I think I've heard it but I'm not recalling the answer yet.
OK - it's due to a similar location as my music stopped woman, right? Same employer.
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
Right. That's why it reminded me of it.
Ask some yes/no questions, NFBuck. But there's a hint. It had something to do with her job.
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