MrCodeDude
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You're wrong. It wasn't his Top 5, it was the Top 5 Teams to Watch this Season.sgabuck said:
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Smooth Olaf
Checking out Channel 9, man.
Your logic hurts me. He just said that Penn State was his sleeper pick. He then said their defense was horrible last year. After that, he predicted they would win their first five games and finish the season with a grand total of six wins. Six wins.methomps said:
Since when is a six-win team a sleeper team? Since when is a team predicted to win one of it's last six games a sleeper team?
The guy's a jackass.
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On the morning Sportscenter today Trev Alberts picked his five sleeper teams. One of those teams was Penn State (along with aTm, Fl. St., Alabama, and Louisville, I believe). About Penn State, he said "after enduring an embarrassing stretch of bad offense and even worse defense in 2004. . ."
Even worse defense? Am I missing something?
Even worse defense? Am I missing something?
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<!--StartFragment --> Nebraska, (AP) - After a bizarre police investigation, authorities confirmed Thursday that former Nebraska star Trev Alberts has passed away.
The nationally unrespected ESPN analyst was found at the bottom of an Alabama well on Wednesday, and after a 19-hour autopsy, Mobile police commissioner Yokum Cletus publicly came forward with the death announcement.
"It is still confusing, but I think we have finally pieced together what happened to Mr. Alberts," Cletus said.
The commissioner proceeded to use dozens of graphs and models to show gathered media the timeline that led up to Alberts' demise.
Alberts was vacationing alone in a farm outside of Mobile, Ala., when he noticed a chicken running past the porch. He started chasing the animal down the road, eventually coming to some train tracks.
"We have tape of the train's captain sounding the whistle for a good three minutes, but Mr. Alberts just stood on the tracks and waved," Cletus said. "The chicken got off the tracks, but I guess Alberts was just messed in the head."
While the crash would kill most people on impact, Alberts' brain did not process that he had been hit, and the former Cornhusker was simply thrown into a nearby river.
After being swept into an estuary, Alberts' questionable judgment continued.
"He climbed up one of those tall Alabama oak trees," Cletus said. "Then he tried to fly home."
Once again, Alberts miraculously survived, and continued on his doomed journey.
He staggered around in a cornfield for roughly nine hours, and by trample patterns, walked in circles for the entire time, until coming to the fateful irrigation well.
Mr. Alberts proceeded to jump into the well, falling to the muddy bottom 20 feet below.
There he sat for what police estimate to be two days.
"We would have found him pretty soon," Cletus said. "He would still be alive today if he hadn't made that deadly mistake."
Like most country boys, Alberts got hungry. He hit paydirt when a 3-lbs. rat fell down the well to join him.
But unfortunately for the biggest bust in NFL history, Alberts had never learned how to chew.
"When we found that big rodent lodged halfway down his esophagus with claws bared and all, I thought 'Damn, that has got to be the most painful way to die ever,'" Cletus said.
Scientists have since confirmed that it was indeed the most painful death on record.
Alberts leaves behind his wife, who has since remarried former Cornhusker Tommy Frazier, and two children, who immediately dropped the Alberts' name.
The one positive for the late Alberts is that he is now the proud owner of a body bag, giving him one more sack than he accumulated in his entire NFL career.
The nationally unrespected ESPN analyst was found at the bottom of an Alabama well on Wednesday, and after a 19-hour autopsy, Mobile police commissioner Yokum Cletus publicly came forward with the death announcement.
"It is still confusing, but I think we have finally pieced together what happened to Mr. Alberts," Cletus said.
The commissioner proceeded to use dozens of graphs and models to show gathered media the timeline that led up to Alberts' demise.
Alberts was vacationing alone in a farm outside of Mobile, Ala., when he noticed a chicken running past the porch. He started chasing the animal down the road, eventually coming to some train tracks.
"We have tape of the train's captain sounding the whistle for a good three minutes, but Mr. Alberts just stood on the tracks and waved," Cletus said. "The chicken got off the tracks, but I guess Alberts was just messed in the head."
While the crash would kill most people on impact, Alberts' brain did not process that he had been hit, and the former Cornhusker was simply thrown into a nearby river.
After being swept into an estuary, Alberts' questionable judgment continued.
"He climbed up one of those tall Alabama oak trees," Cletus said. "Then he tried to fly home."
Once again, Alberts miraculously survived, and continued on his doomed journey.
He staggered around in a cornfield for roughly nine hours, and by trample patterns, walked in circles for the entire time, until coming to the fateful irrigation well.
Mr. Alberts proceeded to jump into the well, falling to the muddy bottom 20 feet below.
There he sat for what police estimate to be two days.
"We would have found him pretty soon," Cletus said. "He would still be alive today if he hadn't made that deadly mistake."
Like most country boys, Alberts got hungry. He hit paydirt when a 3-lbs. rat fell down the well to join him.
But unfortunately for the biggest bust in NFL history, Alberts had never learned how to chew.
"When we found that big rodent lodged halfway down his esophagus with claws bared and all, I thought 'Damn, that has got to be the most painful way to die ever,'" Cletus said.
Scientists have since confirmed that it was indeed the most painful death on record.
Alberts leaves behind his wife, who has since remarried former Cornhusker Tommy Frazier, and two children, who immediately dropped the Alberts' name.
The one positive for the late Alberts is that he is now the proud owner of a body bag, giving him one more sack than he accumulated in his entire NFL career.
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
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Why is anyone watching ESPN for that matter? The whole channel is a joke.
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Damn! The first couple of lines looked almost authentic and I started to get my hopes up.
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When the offense is feeble, but the team never gives up more than 21 points the entire year, the defense is pretty good. Trev must have been looking to rile up the folks in Pa.Smooth Olaf said:
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WestEnd
look ma no shoelaces, and I'm down with the KIIING
I'm gonna chime in here with another fuck the farce of a "sports news show" that is sportscenter, and fuck espn.
You know what would make for a great addition to BP? An ignore function that was content specific, so that I could ignore any post that contained the words ESPN or Trev Alberts or Mark May. That would be awesome.
Wake me up when sportscenter is all highlights, stats, and scores, and not 90% pre-produced "pieces" about Jason Varitek's retarded cousin. Like I care about that when it means condensing a nine-inning baseball game into 2 HR highlights and a stat-screen that looks more like a fantasy scorecard than a box score ... as if that tells you anything about the story of the game ...
You know what would make for a great addition to BP? An ignore function that was content specific, so that I could ignore any post that contained the words ESPN or Trev Alberts or Mark May. That would be awesome.
Wake me up when sportscenter is all highlights, stats, and scores, and not 90% pre-produced "pieces" about Jason Varitek's retarded cousin. Like I care about that when it means condensing a nine-inning baseball game into 2 HR highlights and a stat-screen that looks more like a fantasy scorecard than a box score ... as if that tells you anything about the story of the game ...
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bucksn'boobs
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Must I remind you that espin's 30 minute mo clarrett rant on top of their one sided magazine story cost us a minimum of three recruits last year(Bemoll, McCoy, mm,) The mag story was backed up by espin digging up ex osu players that were disgruntled i.e.Marco Cooper. This happens to piss me off. I like Peter Gammons just as much as the next guy, but you will NEVER find me putting links up or commenting about espin on this board. College football news is a great alternative to espin's website (dump their website from your bookmarks people), and I would rather watch Lance tear up the French countryside on OLN, than idiots trying too hard to be comedians on sportscenter. Fuck em.ScarletBlood31 said:
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High Lonesome
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There are three things in this world i know for sureMililaniBuckeye said:
1.) I like peach cobbler
2.) Lance wins it in the mountains
3.) Trev Alberts will find a way to bag on Texas
I imagine it will go something like this... Texas is overated..blah blah blah..Redriver shootout..blah blah blah...mac cant win big game...blah blah blah...Vince young, can he really throw?...blah blah blah...until they show me otherwise...blah blah blah
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