Travolta says Scientology would have saved Anna Nicole

[scooter1369]

Jesus Cruise unavailable for comment

As various parties continue to fight over the remains of Anna Nicole Smith and custody of her baby, John Travolta has stepped into the fray.

The Pulp Fiction star has decided to use her death as a chance to promote Narconon ? the controversial Church of Scientology drug rehab programme ? saying it could have saved the Playmate's life.

 

[BUCKYLE]

 

[Thump]

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

on a related note Jesus Cruise went 2-3 with an RBI double in spring training yesterday.

 

[BUCKYLE]

on a related note Jesus Cruise went 2-3 with an RBI double in spring training yesterday.

So you're saying Jesus Cruise can hit a curveball?

 

[Big Papa]

She would have had better odds of being saved by eating a can of spam.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

So you're saying Jesus Cruise can hit a curveball?

I think Jobu had a better shot of saving her.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Maybe Travolta can save the polar bear through scientology.

 

[coastalbuck]

I think Jobu had a better shot of saving her.

Maybe, but he still can't hit a curve ball.....

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

She would have had better odds of being saved by eating a can of spam.

Exactly. I will never forget a letter to the editor in one of the major news rags (Time, Newsweek, or USNWR) responding to an article about the passing of Howard Hughes: "If he had been on welfare, he'd still be alive."

 

[Jagdaddy]

Sounds like JT's trying to reclaim the most famous Scientologist title that Cruise has usurped.

 

[Big Papa]

I think the only person that could have saved her was James Cameron.

 

[Taosman]

I hear James Cameron is already looking for her (Anna Nicole) grave!

 

[StooGrimson]

You'd think Travolta would be more concerned about the poor souls who will suffer through his next movie.

 

[scooter1369]

You'd think Travolta would be more concerned about the poor souls who will suffer through his next movie.

Battlefield: Earth II?