Tramp Stamp Barbie

[Dryden]

I just want to be a laser surgeon over the next 2 decades when all of these pretty 20-somethings marking themselves with tats become middle aged moms and grannies trying to cover up something that seemed like a good idea when they were young.

Makes me think of how timely the line "Plastics!" was from The Graduate.

"Listen here, son, I just want to say two words to you: 'Tattoo Removal.'"

 

[BB73]

If I were a Ken doll, I'd hit that.

What kind of 'hit' did you mean?

Ken dumps Tattoo Barbie

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MALIBU, CA - Shocking the world today, Barbie and Ken have split up. In a press conference, Ken said it?s because of the tattoos.​

One of the world's most recognizable couples, Barbie and Ken, have been together since 1961. After years of criticism, being called just another one of Barbie's accessories, Ken has finally taken a stand. Uncharacteristic of his image as an emasculated boyfriend, Ken has given Barbie her walking papers.

At a press conference held this morning Ken confirmed that the couple has split up, and that it had to do with her recent tattoos.

"I just can't believe the kind of girl she's become," said a teary-eyed and impeccably dressed Ken. He explained his hurt that she did not talk to him first before receiving the tattoos, and his disappointment in her lifestyle choices. "We're not that kind of people. I thought we were role models." Becoming emotional he leaned on his friend Brad, who wore a sweater-vest and khaki ensemble matching Ken's but in a different color scheme.

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[Gatorubet]

Barbie could not be reached for comment as she was making final decisions on her Totally Stylin’ Ink, Poor Choices with Sorority Sisters, and Russian Mafia tattoo playsets.

 

[Jake]

Meet Tramp Stamp Barbie's cousin, Atheist Barbie.

 

[MaxBuck]

Meet Tramp Stamp Barbie's cousin, Atheist Barbie.

If she has a tramp stamp, I'd hit it.

 

[Crump's brother]

If she has a tramp stamp, I'd hit it.

But could you make atheist Barbie say "Oh my God!!"

 

[Wadcutter]

But could you make atheist Barbie say "Oh my God!!"

Yeah, but probably for the wrong reason.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Meet Tramp Stamp Barbie's cousin, Atheist Barbie.

FSM necklace? Whomever created this meme doesn't know wtf 'atheist' means. lol

 

[exhawg]

FSM necklace? Whomever created this meme doesn't know wtf 'atheist' means. lol

I was tempted to come up with one for Evangelical Barbie, but it would have been shit like this. Me making fun of Evangelicals is pretty much like Christians making fun of atheists except my jokes would be based on science rather than fairly tales.