Hornetroid
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The story of the 90 seconds I owned this toy:
When I was six, I begged my mom and dad for this toy for months. My friend across the street and I had hundreds of dollars rapped up in Micronauts. But this is the one I wanted. Two days before my birthday, my brother and I were at a friend's house. A storm was coming and my brother and our friend were climbing the antennae on the outside of the house to get on the roof. This is Florida. Lightning capitol of the world. As Ken(my brother) and "what ever the fuck his name was" got to the top, they told me to come up too. Me being the chicken shit I was at the time refused. As the three of us are arguing, my parents come around the corner looking for us. Our Dad is furious. He drives us home and sends us to our rooms. I hear him go into Ken's room and whip the shit out of him for being on the roof at all, much less with a storm coming. I'm thinking to myself, "I wasn't on the roof and had no intention of getting on the roof, so I'm good, right?" WRONG. Our dad then bursts into my room doesn't even speak, just throws me to the ground and starts whipping my ass with his belt. I was trying to explain I didn't do anything wrong, but all that did was get me punched in the back of the head for back talking.
Two days later, for my birthday, my dad hands me this toy. The Holy Grail of Micronaut vehicles. For about a minute I was ecstatic. And then something inside me snapped. I walked into my room, closed the door and stomped on the toy with everything I had. I then picked it up and started snapping every piece of plastic I could. The wings, the landing gear, the cockpit, the mandibles, everything. My dad came flying into the room to see me standing there in the wreckage, pieces everywhere, my finger bleeding profusely from a cut on the hard plastic. As he stood there in disbelief, I took the main piece and heaved it at the window. I missed and hit the wall, it shattered into about five separate pieces.
Needless to say, the beating that night made the previous beating look like a night lying on fluffy pillows being fed grapes. I honestly don't remember when that beating ended, not sure I was conscious. But when I woke up, despite the pain, I was the happiest kid on the planet. I had showed him he couldn't buy me after a brutal beating when I was innocent.
And that is the story of The Hornetroid