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Game Thread tOSU 21, TSUN 10 (Nov 21, Noon ET, ABC)

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FUKC M*CH*G*N
IN THE BUTT

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I will not be getting anything done at work. I am hungover and the only thing on my mind is The Game. Should have stayed home. Oh well. Time to start blasting TBDBITL.

Oh and.....


FUCK *ICHIGAN!!!
 
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STATS, BUT THEY DON'T MATTER

(This is where I make a post showing stats, but they don't matter in this game.)

Ok, I'll do it anyway.

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- Offensive Points Per Play - Higher is better
- Defensive Points Per Play Allowed - Lower is Better
- OPPP/DPPP is a ratio of the above - Higher is Better
- Offensive Yards Per Point - Lower is better
- Defensive Yards Allowed Per Point - Higher is Better
- "Victory Gap" is Def. YPP minus Off. YPP and acts as a way to show how much more efficient a team is vs. its opposition. Higher is better
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  • Def. PPP allowed - TSUN is 79th, we're 7th
  • Off. PPP - TSUN is 31st, we're 33rd
  • Def. YPP - TSUN is 75th, we're 7th
  • Off. YPP - TSUN is 18th, we're 16th
  • OPPP/DPPP - TSUN is 55th, we're 10th
  • Victory Gap - TSUN is 49th, we're 6th
So there you have it. If you disregard turnover margin (their 102nd in that category), their offense is as efficient as ours. Their defense is bad, but you knew that already.

Teams with similar Def. PPP on our schedule have been Indiana (0.408), NMSU (0.445), Illinois (0.380), and some other team in Indiana that I'm pretty sure we didn't play (0.427) so the stats don't matter on that one.

In conclusion, fuck Michigan.
 
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cincibuck;1599722; said:
The little bit I've seen of him, Denard Robinson (?) is the running back that gives me cause for concern. Fast, small, easy to lose track of. If they catch a break or two early they could make things uncomfortable. Dick Wad aside, if you can't get fired up for this game, you can't get fired up for anything.

Hoping the bucks jump on 'em early.
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Denard Robinson is their second string QB. Vincent Smith is their small RB.

Denard Robinson has been the opposite of effective in Big Ten play (in terms of interceptions and rushing) and Vincent Smith racked up a gazillion yards against Delaware St and has 14 carries in 4 games since.

Those Fuckers Up North have a lot of athletes, the question is whether they have football players.
 
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Oh8ch;1598750; said:
Gerbils live for five years.

There are no gerbils alive today who have seen Michigan win The Game.

Once we finish business Saturday the older generation of muscrats and leopard frogs must resign themselves to the same fate.


Just a bit of perspective.
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This is hilarious.

How long do Wolverines live?
 
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Hangover still raging.

Went for a little walk, thought it would help the headache. Saw a woman walking her ankle-biter. The lady was wearing a scUM T-shirt and called her annoying little yapper Maizie.

I punted that little fucker into the canal and punched her in the face.

Fuck *ichigan.
 
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buxfan4life;1599872; said:
Hangover still raging.

Went for a little walk, thought it would help the headache. Saw a woman walking her ankle-biter. The lady was wearing a scUM T-shirt and called her annoying little yapper Maizie.

I punted that little fucker into the canal and punched her in the face.

Fuck *ichigan.
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Similar situation down here but I was still drunk so I fucked the dog and kicked her.

That's about my last go around with whiskey, Monday morning I switch to beer.
 
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Urgent and important report

I have just spent two days in the African bush. I looked high and I looked low. I consulted expert opinion. Then, I went to the real expert and I asked about the meaning of life.

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He said, "I think that you do not ask me the meaning of life but rather what life means right now. Michigan still sucks."

My friend said to me, "Say all that you like about modern medicine but just think. This guy is in deepest Africa and yet he knows that Michigan sucks." Thinking about this, he turned to me and said, "Let's ask him another question. Everybody knows that Michigan sucks!"

Go Buckeyes! Beat Michigan!
 
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