Tom "L" Brady (likes soft balls)

[ScriptOhio]

Retiring: Again





"Good morning, guys, I'll get to the point right away — I'm retiring, for good," Brady said. "I know the process was a pretty big deal last time. So, when I woke up this morning, I figured I'd just press record and let you guys know first. So I won't be long-winded. You only get one super-emotional retirement essay, and I used mine up last year. So, really, thank you guys so much — to every single one of you — for supporting me, my family, my friends, teammates, my competitors. I can go on forever. There's too many. Thank you guys for allowing me to live my absolute dream. I wouldn't change a thing. Love you all."

 

[Steve19]

Yep, wouldn't change the trainsmash that happened to my marriage. Nope...nothing.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I dont

 

[Jake]

The GOAT is trans, according to the nuttiest account on Twitter.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The GOAT is trans, according to the nuttiest account on Twitter.

Is it really that hard to believe?

 

[CMic]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Another L for the arrogant jackass...not only is his ex shacking up with a jiu jitsu instructor, and putting our stories about how it was planned for "the kids" or whatever when you know she's taking the D, he's broke and now he's being sued....

https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/16/tom-...WQOMI3i_hV9WkBvYIrxmviFRMR282QAAoDu3Lmcjl5NII

Wait....crypto was the basis of taking money from schmucks who didn't know what they were doing? How in the world did that ever play out?

Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all seven counts | TechCrunch

Sam Bankman-Fried, the co-founder and former CEO of crypto exchange FTX and trading firm Alameda Research, has been found guilty on all seven counts

techcrunch.com

Sam Bankman-Fried, the co-founder and former CEO of crypto exchange FTX and trading firm Alameda Research, has been found guilty on all seven counts related to fraud and money laundering.

The defendant is “charged with a wide-ranging scheme to misappropriate billions of dollars of customer funds deposited with FTX and mislead investors and lenders to FTX and to Alameda Research,” a release from the U.S. attorney’s office at the Southern District of New York stated.

The decision was handed down on Thursday, following a five-week trial that dug deep into how one of the biggest crypto exchanges and its sister trading company collapsed about a year ago. The U.S. Department of Justice charged 31-year-old Bankman-Fried about 11 months ago.


The jury took about four hours to come to a verdict on six counts relating to fraud and one count relating to money laundering.

Bankman-Fried fell quickly from the top of the crypto totem pole after a faulty Alameda balance sheet was unveiled by CoinDesk in November 2022, which resulted in industry-wide panic and concern around FTX and its liquidity.

As the story unraveled, we learned that the problem was much, much bigger than many originally thought: The executives behind the now-bankrupt FTX and Alameda allegedly stole over $8 billion in customer funds.

Looks like Mr. Brady's thread title needs another "L" added to it.

Another Michigan Man falling for the grift of a Lazy cheating criminal!

 

[Jake]

Seems legit.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[OHSportsFan]

I thought the whole “roast” thing died in the early 2000’s Comedy Central era but Netflix is doing a live one for this asshole.

Feedback from my socials is it’s pretty damn good. May have to check it out.

 

[AKAK]