Tom Herman (Head Coach FAU Owls)

[LovelandBuckeye]

ORD.....how are the titty joints in Chicagoland?

Like @ORD_Buckeye would lower his standards that far to partake in that type of debauchery in the kind of place Titty Bar Tom would visit.

Spoiler

I fully expect a list of establishments ranked by how high-end their happy hour is.

 

[ScriptOhio]

ORD.....how are the titty joints in Chicagoland?

Al Bundy recommends the Jiggly Room:

 

[Abenaki]

According to this picture, he's being held hostage at CBSSN this year.

 

[Steve19]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Awww... following in Urbs' footsteps... can't wait to see his spectacular NFL flameout.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Awww... following in Urbs' footsteps... can't wait to see his spectacular NFL flameout.

He was on staff with the Bears last year, no? So, yeah… there’s that.

 

[Trevi]

Sounds about right:

Arizona State football coach speculation includes Tom Herman, former Texas Longhorns coach (yahoo.com)

 

[pnuts34]

Sounds about right:

Arizona State football coach speculation includes Tom Herman, former Texas Longhorns coach (yahoo.com)

Surprised his name hasn’t come up for Nebraska too

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Surprised his name hasn’t come up for Nebraska too

The Nebraska girls aren’t his type.

 

[Dryden]

Titty bar Tom in Tempe needs to happen.

 

[cincibuck]

He's got that "thousand yard stare" you see in combat vets. Texas job must have given him PTSD.

 

[Bestbuck36]

He's got that "thousand yard stare" you see in combat vets. Texas job must have given him PTSD.

That's more like the stare you see when they get shipped off to combat zones

 

[cincibuck]

Or for those of us of a certain age, a stare like a guy in the on-deck circle would have while watching Ryne Duren warm up.

And to those of you not of a certain age: Duren played for the Yankees in the 60s. He wore thick "coke bottle" glasses, squinted, and threw a hundred MPH fastball. A reliever, he would come to the mound and act as if he could barely see the catcher. His first warm-up pitch would be a flamer that would slam into the backstop, way over the head of the catcher. He would slowly work his way down to where the pitches were going in close proximity of the target set by the catcher. The last warm-up pitch would be high and tight, just about where the batter's head would be. The idea that he could throw at a hundred MPH, but had no control was a deliberate part of his schtick.

 

[gmen6981]

Or that look when you take the stripper home and find out her real name is "Dave".
(NTTAWWT)

 

[Honor&Glory]

Or that look when you take the stripper home and find out her real name is "Dave".
(NTTAWWT)

that is definitely the look of a man who sent his hand on a fact finding mission on a stripper and discovered penis.

...not that I know anything specifically about that...