Tom Herman (Head Coach FAU Owls)

[BB73]

I take this to mean the ad isn't the one calling the shots. The big money donors are behind this, and that always works so well.

I’m willing to call the shots:

Two shots of Jack!
3 shots of Cuervo Gold!
1 shot of Cutty!

Hell, maybe that’s how cutty sark got picked to be HC.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Sark takes the team to "big cigar's" ranch next Summer. Sark gets shitfaced. Sark tries to fuck a cow. This is going to happen, and nothing or nobody can convince me otherwise.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

From Titty Bar Tom to Skid Row Steve ... Texas doing Texas things.

You forgot Core Values Charlie.

Texas fan bought all in.

 

[buckeyebri]

Shocked it’s not Kiffin...he’s probably next after Sark is gone in 3 years....

 

[Nutriaitch]

who the fuck tucks a jersey into khakis?

 

[Jaxbuck]

who the fuck tucks a jersey into khakis?

That doughy motherfucker for one.

 

[Palpie]

who the fuck tucks a jersey into khakis?

Jake Fromm?

 

[ScriptOhio]

who the fuck tucks a jersey into khakis?

I'll give you one guess:

 

[Palpie]

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/in...-turtle-tom-gif-reaction-thread-of-dominance/

I can't tell if they're upset at this turn of events.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Well it didn't work out for him as head coach at Washington or USC, maybe the 3rd time's the charm.

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Sarkisian getting hired by Texas means Alabama will be on their fifth different primary offensive play caller in six seasons.

2016 - Kiffin (left for FAU HC job; Sark called offense for title game then left for Atlanta Falcons OC job)

2017 - Brian Daboll (left for Buffalo Bills OC job)

2018 - Mike Locksley (left for Maryland HC job)

2019-20 - Sarkisian (leaving for Texas HC job)

Wonder if we see Titty Bar Tom go to the Nick Saban Rehab Program next.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Abenaki]

Wonder if we see Titty Bar Tom go to the Nick Saban Rehab Program next.

Am I crazy or should he be heading to Boise?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Sarkisian getting hired by Texas means Alabama will be on their fifth different primary offensive play caller in six seasons.

2016 - Kiffin (left for FAU HC job; Sark called offense for title game then left for Atlanta Falcons OC job)

2017 - Brian Daboll (left for Buffalo Bills OC job)

2018 - Mike Locksley (left for Maryland HC job)

2019-20 - Sarkisian (leaving for Texas HC job)

Wonder if we see Titty Bar Tom go to the Nick Saban Rehab Program next.

OC for Urban in Jax :) He’ll get to coach Barbie

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Really unhappy with this news... I like him there... made Texas a ripe recruiting ground for us