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Toilet Paper: Crumple or Fold? (MERGED)

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When wiping, are you a crumpler or a folder?

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Buckin' A;450061; said:
Oh, ye they are. I too have septic, but they now make a biodegradable wipe for adult. Made by Cottonelle, I believe.
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I am now a converted man and have made the move to Cottonelle wipes for the last wipe.

The wife has even fallen in love with them as well.

Makes me feel like a new man!!
 
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I thought there was a thread about this!

Discussion at work yesterday...

If you are right handed what pocket do you put your wallet in?

Next question, (this guy is cracking up) what hand do you wipe your ass with?

Next question, do you crumple or fold?
 
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JoJaBuckeye;707786; said:
Apparently the assholes up North have fully investigated this issue. No--and there's not pun intended here--shit.

http://www.med.umich.edu/bowelcontrol/faq/index.htm

Savor the last paragraph.
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One stimple way to be able to minimize this is to clean up inside the anus after a bowel movement with premoistened hygiene wipes (Wet Wipes). After wiping off with regular toilet paper, use one of these wipes over one of your fingers to clean up inside the canal until the wipe comes off clean.
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It was while implementing these instructions that Mike Hart glimpsed daylight for the first time in days.
 
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