A Candy Cane Christmas Dream
I had a dream about Christmas last night,
It was so pleasant that I even cried,
I dreamt of tree so grand and so tall,
It was topped with an angel that I worried might fall,
The tree was covered with tinsel and ornaments galore,
My good friend Alan said the angel looked like a big fat whore,
So I went to the store to buy an angel so fine,
And I found the perfect one, it only cost $49.99 (normally $77),
I climbed up a ladder and replaced the angel on top of the tree,
And when I climbed down I saw Santa before me,
He had a twinkle in his eye and cookie crumbs in his beard,
He said I had been a good boy, at least that?s what he had heard,
He said I was too old for toys and the like,
But he said I could suck on a candy delight,
He then showed me the treat, it was big but not plain,
It was a striped and hook-shaped candy cane,
He then said ?Merry Christmas? and shot through the chimney like a gun,
And I thought to myself ?man that sure looks fun,?
The candy cane that he gave me couldn't have been any sweeter,
And then Santa's sleigh flew away with the speed of a cheetah.
The End
Lloydsev