Tiger's New Do

[ScriptOhio]

Anyone like Tiger's new hair do? Maybe he is just trying to find out if blonds have more fun. Or has Dennis Rodman as his "role model".

SI comment: Here's hoping that DiMarco dumped a beer on Tiger Woods' blond-streaked hair, like the Bad News Bears did after losing to the Yanks.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/09/26/ten.spot/index.html

 

[Buckeye513]

I didn't know that it was possible for him to seem any less black.

 

[bucknut11]

"I kind of like it. It looks like an assortment of sand traps on his head." - Tony Kornheiser on PTI

 

[Steve19]

I'm wondering what he did to his wife to make her do that to him in his sleep.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

I thought Tiger's had stripes! He was going for highlights!

 

[BuckBackHome]

I think his scalp has grubs!

 

[HabaneroBuck]

I didn't know that it was possible for him to seem any less black.

Tiger is one-quarter black. That ain't too black to begin with. I think the other quarters are Phillippino, Indian, and some form of Caucasian.

 

[scooter1369]

Tiger is one-quarter black. That ain't too black to begin with. I think the other quarters are Phillippino, Indian, and some form of Caucasian.

His dad is black. Very black.

His mom is Thai. Purely Thai.

Where do you think his nickname came from?

He is half Thai and half ***ger

Thai-ger

Tiger.