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I promise you - if I was Tiger Woods, all I would do is work out, play golf, shoot craps and fuck pornstars.

I would make it a personal goal to see if I could get through the entire brazzers.com female lineup in a 365 day period.
 
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BigWoof31;1661819; said:
I promise you - if I was Tiger Woods, all I would do is work out, play golf, shoot craps and fuck pornstars.

I would make it a personal goal to see if I could get through the entire brazzers.com female lineup in a 365 day period.
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If he had done that rather than getting married no one would care...
 
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OH10;1661985; said:
GWAA votes not to participate in Tiger Woods public statement - Press Tent

They should be boycotting the press conference because it has little to do with golf - not because he won't answer questions related to his over-publicized personal life.

Wake me up when the dude has a tee time in a tournament.
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"The position, simply put, is all or none. This is a major story of international scope. To limit the ability of journalists to attend, listen, see and question Woods goes against the grain of everything we believe."
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:roll2: Hey, guys. You're not Woodward and Bernstein. You write about golf and golfers. Give it a rest.

Not that I disagree with the decision not to show at Tiger's image renewal banquet. . . .
 
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Thump;1661931; said:
What's the odds this is the most overhyped nothingness of all time?

My guess infinity to one.
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I don't think he is going to say even remotely personal. I think the whole thing will deal with a treatment schedule and a return to the PGA tour. 'nuff said.

BTW, infinity to one odds imply that an event has no chance of happening.:biggrin:
 
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Thump;1661931; said:
What's the odds this is the most overhyped nothingness of all time?

My guess infinity to one.
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Yeah, no shit. The lead story on the news coverage this morning was that Tiger is going to issue a statement later this morning. GMAFB. He's not showing up to pass out videos of him banging a bunch of bimbos.

If Elin had an affair, and Tiger went all OJ on her ass, the media would talk about nothing else for a couple of years.
 
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If Elin wants to get even with Tiger then I'd like to be the first to volunteer.

Come on Elin, we'll show him!! :biggrin:

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ysubuck;1662128; said:
If Elin wants to get even with Tiger then I'd like to be the first to volunteer.
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All joking aside, I guarandamntee you some lucky bastard(s) is going to be/has already been the recipient of some serious revenge/grudge fucking my Mrs Woods.

If I was betting on it I'd say some of the young lions on Tour would be the most likely candidates.
 
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Jaxbuck;1662132; said:
All joking aside, I guarandamntee you some lucky bastard(s) is going to be/has already been the recipient of some serious revenge/grudge [censored]ing my Mrs Woods.

If I was betting on it I'd say some of the young lions on Tour would be the most likely candidates.
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No shit, and it's going to come back and bite us on the ass during the Ryder cup.

She's off giving Henrik Stenson or Rory McIvoy full access to Interstate Elin and they're absolutely gonna bring that shit up in singles matches if they're paired with him. Damnit.
 
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