Tiger Woods (Official Thread)

[BB73]

These women are fucking Tiger Woods. Like they're going to keep quiet about it. These celebrities are stupid if they think their sleeping around isn't going to surface (eventually).

Exactly why hookers are the way to go. Their credilibilty is easily attacked when the shit hits the fan.

 

[Bucklion]

Exactly why hookers are the way to go. Their credilibilty is easily attacked when the shit hits the fan.

Yeah, worked real well for Hugh Grant...

 

[strohs]

It's certainly a fish story on many accounts, but the fact that the rear window was bashed in to 'rescue' Tiger isn't that fishy, imo - though it could have been bashed in before the accident occured...which would indeed suggest violence domesticus.

Pictures from the scene show glass on the ground directly beneath the busted window, so it was definitely broken after the SUV hit the tree...

 

[Oh8ch]

Pictures from the scene show glass on the ground directly beneath the busted window, so it was definitely broken after the SUV hit the tree...

Zoom in. Those are just fragments of her broken heart.

 

[BB73]

Pictures from the scene show glass on the ground directly beneath the busted window, so it was definitely broken after the SUV hit the tree...

But was there blood on the golf club?

 

[Oh8ch]

This just in:

Yielding to unrelenting public pressure, Florida Police have charged Tiger Woods with felony infidelity.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Exactly why hookers are the way to go. Their credilibilty is easily attacked when the [censored] hits the fan.

Interviewer: Charlie, you're rich, good looking and famous. Why do you need to pay women for sex?

Charlie Sheen: I don't pay them for the sex. I pay for them to leave afterwards.

 

[BuckNut65]

I believe this was a re-enactment of what took place at the Woods residence prior to the accident with Keith Ballard playing the role of Elin

Keith Ballard's Frustration Leads to Tomas Vokoun Leaving on Stretcher -- NHL FanHouse



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETOshVnLO8&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- Keith Ballard Chops Tomas Vokoun in The Face Accidently[/ame]

 

[buckeyes_rock]

Why Tiger's not talking about his accident. - By Hanna Rosin - Slate Magazine

 

[Gatorubet]

Exactly why hookers are the way to go - or so I've read. Their credilibilty is easily attacked when the [censored] hits the fan.

FIFY You owe me. Big.

 

[scarletandgray1]

These women are [censored]ing Tiger Woods. Like they're going to keep quiet about it. These celebrities are stupid if they think their sleeping around isn't going to surface (eventually).

Like I always say, "God gave us 2 heads but only enough blood to use 1 at a time."

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

But was there blood on the golf club?

If Tiger's glove does not fit on Elin's hand, you MUST acquit!

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

If Tiger's glove does not fit on Elin's hand, you MUST acquit!

Or, if the grips don't fit...

 

[BB73]

FIFY You owe me. Big.

I only pay for vHookers, that's all I can afford.

 

[BB73]

If Tiger's glove does not fit on Elin's hand, you MUST acquit!

If he's got any teeth left, she must o' quit.