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This weekend OR how much I hate Michigan.

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I'm off to Aurora University to see my friend. It's super-bowl party weekend and we're going scorority hoppin'.

We're out picking up our alcoholic beverages to add to the tub (some of you should understand this) and as we're pulling up to the Jewel parking lot, I spot him. It's an 8 or so year old in a Michigan jacket.

Me: "I'm going to kill him."
Brian: "Mitchell, he's like 8."
Me: "Ya, Mik, but look at that coat."
Brian: "Oh jeez, Justin don't do anything."
Me: "Well, we'll see what happens."

He is by the door opposite the one he entered, so I thought there might be a lack of encounter. So, we end up getting our alcohol and as I'm leaving the store, I see the kid again.

Kid, holding out a Milky Way bar: "Support the girl scouts? One dollar."
Me: "Fuck Michigan."
Kid's mother: "What did you say?"
Me: "I said 'fuck Michigan,' lady. Buy your kid an OSU jacket and next time I'll buy all his candy bars."

She kept yelling at me but I just walked away, I heard something about police but I just rolled my eyes and left. The nerve of some people, he shoulda seen my jacket and just let it go.
 
BuckeyeNation27 said:
:lol: somehow i dont think this is how soul thought his thread would go
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He thought we'd think it's funny but I don't.

Gotta love a drunk college kid talking smack to an 8 year old kid.


That takes balls! NOT!!

EDIT*** Why is a BOY selling candy bars to support GIRL scouts?
 
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souL said:
Kid, holding out a Milky Way bar: "Support the girl scouts? One dollar."
Me: "Fuck Michigan."
Kid's mother: "What did you say?"
Me: "I said 'fuck Michigan,' lady. Buy your kid an OSU jacket and next time I'll buy all his candy bars."

She kept yelling at me but I just walked away, I heard something about police but I just rolled my eyes and left. The nerve of some people, he shoulda seen my jacket and just let it go.
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You're my hero.
 
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i don't let anyone be in my presence in this state with michigan shit on and let them just walk on by without commenting. no one.

i went to law school with a former michigan football player. never spoke one damn word to him those three years.

i have an employee that lives with his parents still. the parents are from michigan and they live on my way home from work. before i knew it was his house, i use to joke about some day ringing their bell and asking them to take down their flag. if they didn't i planned on strangling them there in their yard with the fucking thing. after i found out whose house it was though i took out the violence. as halloween approached, i reminded eric that his mom had better take down that flag or some buckeye fan would probably egg his house and his brand new truck. that finally worked and i now live in a michigan flag free neighborhood.
 
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BIATCHabutuka said:
i don't let anyone be in my presence in this state with michigan shit on and let them just walk on by without commenting. no one.

i went to law school with a former michigan football player. never spoke one damn word to him those three years.
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So, you won't let anyone off the hook, unless they're an ex-football player, that would probably beat that ass. Nice.
 
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