Thinnest Books Ever (Funny)

[gbearbuck]

Just got a funny email... figured I'd share: This is the list of the thinnest books ever written...


22. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION OF MOST BELOVED MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES - by Dr. J.
Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

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And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse
Jackson.

 

[Basebuck]

Thats good.

 

[DiHard]

1-my national guard memories.....gw
2-diary of my sex life with my husband...anna nicole smith
3-my best right turns.....dale jr...

 

[Brutus1]

"My short face" by John Kerry

 

[OregonBuckeye]

"My Greatest Victories Over Jim Tressel" by Lloyd Carr.

 

[Saw31]

"LloydSev's Greatest Poems"

 

[Taosman]

"Thump's Guide to Ground Hog Kills"
And
"Thump's Guide to Acting Manly"
(just kidding, buddy!)

 

[Deety]

MAKE YOUR POINT AND BE DONE - by the PCP

Or would it be the thickest book? Or the thinnest because it won't exist? Hmmm. I've confused myself again.

 

[greatwhitenorth]

MY BOOK OF MORALS - by pretty much any politician

or

MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Michael Vick with introduction written by Pacman Jones

A Guide to Quail Hunting - by Dick Cheney

My Guide to Success - by Maurice Clarett

 

[scooter1369]

"tibor75's Guide to Make Friends and Influence People"

"CCI's book of Chastity and Abstinence"

"Rational Thinking and Valid Points" by Jeffcat

 

[Ttown]

"tibor75's Guide to Make Friends and Influence People"

"CCI's book of Chastity and Abstinence"

"Rational Thinking and Valid Points" by Jeffcat

(scratching head) Aren't those the books with just the outside covers??:tongue2:

 

[Wells4Heisman]

"My Greatest Victories Over Jim Tressel" by Lloyd Carr.

haha nice one. :scum3:

 

[RhodeIslandBuck]

THE DANGERS OF SMOKING- Bob Marley

 

[Flocka]

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

 

[OCBucksFan]

Don't worry, it goes with Jim Kellys photo book of his superbowl rings.