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Things that make you say HOLY COW!!!!

BUCKYLE;1363149; said:
HOLY COW!!!
A guy walks into an art gallery and browses around, after a while he runs across a painting that has a a cow head in the center and the cows head is surrounded by an aura of gold and silver. around the cow are Custer and his men surrounded by thousands of mad , kill crazy indians who are butchering the calvary and having sexual intercourse with squaws.
Slightly bewildered he turns to a man standing nearby and says "i wonder what the artist is trying to say here".
The man replies , I am the artist and I painted what Custer must have been thinking at the time which was........


"Holy Cow look at all the f'ing indians."
 
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Ex-Turkish soccer player confessed to killing 5-year-old son in hospital, officials say

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ex-turkish-soccer-player-arrested-confessing-killing-son-hospital

“I never loved my younger son after he was born. I don’t know why I don’t love him. The sole reason why I killed him that day is because I didn’t like him. I don’t have any mental issues.”


That's more of a "JFC" than a "wow"

Glad to hear he doesn't have any mental issues tho

EDIT

Looking at the headline...why isn't he Turkish anymore?
 
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