If I wore a belt buckle with the word "Aryan" written over a Nazi flag, would that be considered OK?
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BUCKYLE;2287082; said:
although believe me when I say this - NO WHERE is nearly as rustic and backwards as where I grew up in Pennsylshitholia.
When the KKK is allowed to show up and recruit/demonstrate on school grounds during a school day - you might live in the middle of Pennsylshitholia.
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Nutriaitch;2287094; said:
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Nutriaitch
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Thump;2287144; said:
define "ok"
it's legal to do if that what you're asking.
the skinhead movement isn't ashamed to fly their swastika and tattoo it all over themselves.
if you're asking how well received it is by the public, then um not so much.
also, location is everything.
a redneck belt buckle with Rebel Flag will create little/no issues in places from Carolina-Mississippi.
that same buckle in Brooklyn probably won't go over too well.
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Nutriaitch
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Thump;2287146; said:
wow. that's it?
kinda disappointing. was really hoping it was deeper and more intelligent than that.
but now that I see an Auburn fan started it, I can see why the thought process wasn't more involved.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Redneck Engineer Challenge
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called " smart " Yankee to take this
exam:
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
(C) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are
required to condense the product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16
feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed?
6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?
7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a
country-western singer?
I betcha thought that this test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya?
It's okay if'n y'all didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya there's a whole heap of things that big city book-learning don't
prepare ya for in this life.
As an added bonus for taking the " RED NECK CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy
down the road a piece....Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called " smart " Yankee to take this
exam:
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
(C) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are
required to condense the product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16
feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed?
6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?
7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a
country-western singer?
I betcha thought that this test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya?
It's okay if'n y'all didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya there's a whole heap of things that big city book-learning don't
prepare ya for in this life.
As an added bonus for taking the " RED NECK CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy
down the road a piece....Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
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although believe me when I say this - NO WHERE is nearly as rustic and backwards as where I grew up in Pennsyl[Mark May]holia.
When the KKK is allowed to show up and recruit/demonstrate on school grounds during a school day - you might live in the middle of Pennsyl[Mark May]holia.
Was it by chance Career Day?
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Nah....but we are talking about a school district and town that continually elected High School drop outs to its school boards
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kinch
Wash me
This is really interesting and I have to think more to comment intelligently on the subject.
I can say that my initial reaction is that I just think of redneck as country cousins, smarter in some ways and naive in others.
Maybe that Foxworthy guy sanitized the term a bit? Maybe this is various races regard terms applying to their less than educated peers?
Who knows. I'll be back. :)
I can say that my initial reaction is that I just think of redneck as country cousins, smarter in some ways and naive in others.
Maybe that Foxworthy guy sanitized the term a bit? Maybe this is various races regard terms applying to their less than educated peers?
Who knows. I'll be back. :)
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
#2 is a trick question. Any redneck worth his pork rinds would know that B and C are worth a sh!tpile of money and get them to an auctioneer or restorer pronto.
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