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The In-Laws are Coming!

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BuckBackHome

BuckBackHome

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Please pray for me this weekend as my in-laws are coming to town. It has been a couple of years since they have been up to visit us. Hopefully they will be so busy with the grandkids they will leave me alone.

If you hear a very loud scream coming from the NW it is me. Also, you may want to buy some beer stock today as much will be consumed once they head out of town.
 
My inlaws aren't terrible, but I wouldn't want them to spend a week at my house. Fortunately, they live close enough where they can always get home. Of course, I see them quite frequently...... small doses.......
 
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Mine are cool but they are building a house just a little too close for my taste. They spent a few days last hurricane season with us. I found the trick was to spend as much time working as possible.
 
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Thump said:
Hide the porn.
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It should be at your house later today. It is in the brown wrapper box that is stuck to the porch.

A friend and I compete with in-laws stories. He is winning right now. Mine are quite a treat. They are the kind of people that told their own daughter on Christmas Eve that she was not a wanted pregnancy. I've gotten off easy compared to that. I'll share more stories and an update after the weekend, assuming I survive.
 
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exhawg said:
Maybe it's just my family, but I don't think of in-laws as being that bad. Maybe I'm just lucky.
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you're lucky! Or maybe I'm unlucky... I don't have to worry about my father in law.... he's a deadbeat that we never hear from. Last time we saw him was 9 1/2 years ago at our wedding. My wife hasn't talked to him in over a year. My monster in law is nicknamed SATAN :evil: which is putting it mildly. Our life is a living hell when she visits... which is every 4 months or so and she ususally comes for a week. I could write a book with all the shit she pulls. She even wore black to our wedding. Hell... she even threatened to call the police on me one time when I called her on some of the shit she started. It takes a lot for me to say I truly HATE someone... but this one takes the cake. What makes it worse is that my wife is like a daughter to my parents.

Anyway... good luck BIM... keep your head down and stay out of the way.
 
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BinMich.. you can get a real cheap airfare to either Philly or Newark... I'll pick you up and we'll do the city for a couple days... We'll call NYB... I'll have ya back by Monday for work !!! Heck, bring the boys... they can harass my dogs...

I actually get along with my mom-in-law... it's my wife that can't stand her!!!
 
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I have been married over 20 years and have never had a problem with my in-laws. I have a great deal of respect for them, and I consider myself lucky. And I still see them a couple of times a month.
 
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My parent in laws are great... they bring liquor.... we drink liquor.. my wife gets pissed because wew get too fucked up..

the brothers and sisters in law are hit and miss...

I do feel sorry for my wife though... her in laws are whack jobs.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
It should be at your house later today. It is in the brown wrapper box that is stuck to the porch.

A friend and I compete with in-laws stories. He is winning right now. Mine are quite a treat. They are the kind of people that told their own daughter on Christmas Eve that she was not a wanted pregnancy. I've gotten off easy compared to that. I'll share more stories and an update after the weekend, assuming I survive.
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My wife was 6 months pregnant when we moved to Florida last year. My mother in law told my wife that her and the baby would die if we moved. She was throwing a fit because we were going to be living by my parents.

if you want a funny site to read check out this one....

http://www.motherinlawstories.com/

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
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