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The HorseshoeFetish 300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good Morning BP! It's 4:45 in the A.M. and we have a hell of a show planned today. A lot of special guests have asked to visit the HORSESHOEFETISH 300 so make sure you check in throughout the day. If you are still lying there in bed I'd like you to know that by becoming a member or making a donation to BP is one of the most important things you can do with your life. Since I've joined BP I wake up every morning to this...........
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What an Amazing sight...and what an Amazing SITE. So get outta bed and make special happen today! Ok so let's head out to the track for some amazing horse racing action....[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9q7Nm9m_co"]Funny Horse Race - YouTube[/ame]


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GOOOOOOOOOOO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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You know I'd like to take a moment to talk about something serious....There are a lot of fun and games that happen here at www.buckeyeplanet.com and I'm all for that. Sometimes though we have to to take a look around and see how we can help benefit the world with our knowledge. I've recently have taken notice of a serious condition that is affecting athletes around the world....just take a look.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeEF2vVAMoo&feature=related"]Athletes with Wedgies Part 1 - YouTube[/ame]


Now I know what you're thinking.."HF this isn't really a serious problem at all". Well I thought that too. Until I realized that it happens so much a second video needed to be made just to dig deeper into this ongoing issue...see for yourselves...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flYNQevyI_c&feature=relmfu"]Athletes with Wedgies part 2 - YouTube[/ame]


I believe that with more members, and more donations, WE as a community can pick away at this problem and help athletes from across the globe.

Please help out the HORSESHOEFETISH 300 Today!:oh:






 
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Hey there BP fans..Here is an oldie but a goodie......

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0Y7yjxJVlc&feature=related"]Bud Light: Real Men of Genius - Hopeless Notre Dame Fan - YouTube[/ame]

And another for good measure...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7c_ceCOQZg&feature=related"]Real Men Of GeniusTiny Thong Wearer - YouTube[/ame]


GO BUCKEYES! GO BP!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHqN9xgwU-I&feature=related"]Seven Nation Sloopy (Ohio State Buckeyes Remix) - YouTube[/ame]


 
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Holy Cow! Hold onto your seats folks because we have a very special guest here at the HORSESHOEFETISH 300! Give it up for Hayden Panettiere !!!!!!
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HF: Wow Hayden that is a stunning lil S&G number you're wearing.

HP: Thank you I always feel my best sporting the S&G.

HF: I agree you look fantastic. So what do you think of the HORSESHOEFETISH 300 so far?

HP: It's amazing! I love to see a site like BP get the props it deserves as the #1 Buckeye fan site in the world.

HF: I have to agree. What a site it is.

HP: Not to mention it gives those who might have missed the Spring Drive a chance to get their 12 donor banners.

HF: That's what it's about Hayden. So you have been a secret BP member for along time now...care to reveal your secret identity here at the HF300?

HP: Well.....no I can't..I'm just not the attention whore that wolverine mike is.

HF: I don't know that anybody is..except me maybe, just look what I've done here.

HP: Yes but you are a BUCKEYE fan...everyone knows BUCKEYE fans have bigger nuts than the rest of the country.

HF: Well yes that's true Hayden. So any last words for the BUCKEYE Faithful here at BP?

HP:
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HIO!
HF: Well said my dear...very well said indeed!

The preceding was fiction produced in the head of HorseshoeFetish. Hayden Panettiere has no clue who wolverine mike is.
 
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Well after a quick excursion into the heart of South Bend...OMG the Irish fans suck, I'm back and better than ever. Last night I started the HORSESHOEFETISH 300 while I was enjoying a dozen or so ice cold beers..I'm sad to say that up to this point it seems there are no new donations as I was informed just recently by LONGWOODBUCK. We do however have a new member....Welcome to BP........
nickhanson29

I know we can do better...so I've decided that today instead of beer I'll be drinking what is referred as a Landscapers Cocktail...for you white collars out there that have never done landscaping in your life....the drink consists of MOUNTAIN DEW & JACK DANIELS....I'll be just as drunk if not more...but Twice as hyper! Oh and wow...guys we are going to have a special guest coming up soon on the HORSESHOEFETISH 300...a very sexy OHIO girl has just walked in the studio.....Stay Tuned!
 
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Wow this is really exciting. Before we get to our female guest I take great pleasure in presenting THE BEST DAMN BAND IN THE LAND!!!!!!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdWolVsKlAI&feature=related"]Ohio State University Marching Band Ramp Entry, Script Ohio & Pre-game OSU vs IU. 11 5 2011 - YouTube[/ame]


 
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Well let's bring on our next guest, you might know her from such films as FASTER or TAKEN the very sexy......Maggie Grace!
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Welcome to the HORSESHOEFETISH 300 Maggie..please have a seat...

MG: Thank you I will....
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HF: Wow truly amazing. So you were born in Columbus Ohio is that correct?

MG: Yes..I was born a BUCKEYE!

HF: So is it safe to assume you're a big fan?

MG: OH yes! Have been ever since I can remember. I can't think of anything that excites me more than Saturdays in the fall...except maybe some hardwood action in March.

HF: So have you ever been to www.buckeyeplanet.com before?

MG: I have been known to lurk here from time to time..But the BUZZ in Hollywood is amazing right now..you put words like Horse, Fetish and 300 together and people talk.

HF: That's awesome..So we have a lot of males on this site, have any caught your attention?

MG: I can think of 3.

HF: Care to elaborate?

MG: Sure why not...First there is that ORD_Buckeye fellow. He seems a little dangerous. Oh and there is that Menardo guy MMMMM I like tall men.

HF: Saved me..the best for last, thank you doll.

MG: Actually.....the third guy is that BUCKYLE!

HF: BUCKYLE? SERIOUSLY?

MG: Oh yes he seems like a rugged kind of man.

HF: Ok I guess I just threw up in my mouth a little. Any advice to the rest of us guys on BP on how to catch your eye?

MG: Sure I love men that are giving...Any man that donates to keep BP free for BUCKEYE NATION well that man is a sexy man.

HF: SWEET! Well you heard her guys break out that wallet and give a dollar to keep BP Free! And thanks for stopping by Maggie.

MG: No problem I loved every minute of it. O-H!

HF: I-O doll. I-O!

HorseshoeFetish can not confirm nor deny any comments made here today.
 
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SWEET!!!! Now we can see that money moving...Well done BP..you'd make Woody proud today! Another guest joins the clan...So here is a BIG BP welcome for AndrewDavid. Now for a little entertainment...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn14QQsSai8&feature=related"]Party Rock Anthem Ohio State Buckeyes Remix - YouTube[/ame]


Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
Everybody just have a good time
Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
We just wanna see you.....BEAT BLUE
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In the shoe, you don't know what to do
You can't stop us, so we gonna beat you
Non-stop when we run the ball, we got Woody Hayes makin' that call
D-line is ready to maul
Scarlet and Grey is the way we roll
A juke, a spin, you start to tilt
We're in the house that Harley built
Yo, we bustin' through your tackles like bullets
While those girls in ann arbor are still rockin' mullets
Ohio State!
Columbus is the city we're reppin'
On our drive to become the National champions
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Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
Everybody just have a good time
Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
We just wanna see you.....BEAT BLUE

EVERYDAY HATE *ICHIGAN

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Step up fast and be the first to see Braxton throw this pass
We got Urban, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad

One more drive for us, another score
Keep movin' that ball, we want some more
We just wanna see, you beating blue
Now you wanna be, a buckeye now
Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
Everybody just have a good time
Ohio State is in the house tonight
We jump and scream O-H-I-O all night
Buckeye football makes us lose our mind
We just wanna see you.....BEAT BLUE

EVERYDAY HATE *ICHIGAN
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:hotnews: Well I was sure hoping for a lot more action when I came up with the HORSESHOEFETISH 300. While I'm proud of what we accomplished so far I have to say with a heavy heart that I have decided to end this before I make an even bigger ass of myself.

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I guess I bit off a little more than I could chew by myself....I figured after awhile I'd get a little help...I'm sorry..I feel like such a Loser.....
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Maybe next time.....I.....wait what...Holy Crap!....Ladies and Gentlemen..it's...it's.......
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COACH MEYER!!!!! Coach what...what are you doing here?

UFM: I'm here to knock some sense into you kid.

HF: I'm sorry coach...I just don't know if I can go on.

UFM: Go ahead...quit..I brought you a I
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Denard shirt to wear.

HF: No coach please anything but that.

UFM: "I want 100 new members on every day of the week! I don't care what anyone says, we're going to destroy every other fan site on the net"!

HF: Yes sir coach! Anything you say!

UFM: Damn skippy! And up the ante...come hard or stay at home kid.


Wow! You ain't felt nothing in life until Coach Meyer puts a charge up your ass! Ok...Let me think....I've got it!

I still regret having to end the HORSESHOEFETISH 300....But I needed to make way for the super awesome...............................


HORSESHOE FETISH 400!

That's right you heard it here....I will now match up to $200 bucks in donations or new members to BUCKEYE PLANET!

Again no real celebrities have shown up for this thread.
 
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TooTallMenardo;2151872; said:
Weirdest post padding thread ever. Congrats on accomplishing such a feat! :biggrin:
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Well what can I say it's a long way til football season. Besides I love this site..if making an ass of myself helps it in anyway...I'm all in! Thanks though..I think..So you gonna try and hook up with Maggie Grace? She said she likes tall men.
 
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