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Game Thread THE GAME: tOSU at TSUN, Nov 30 @ 12p ET, ABC

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THE BUCKS WERE LOCKED IN BATTLE
IN THE FALL OF SEVENTY FOUR
THE WOLVERINES WOULD BE THE CHAMPS
IF THEY GOT ONE SCORE MORE

BUT WHO WOULD WIN THE GAME THAT DAY
TO PLAY THE BOWL OF ROSE
SCHEMBECHLER BET HIS SEASON
ON MICHAEL LANTRY'S TOE
HIS TOE, HIS TOE, HE BET ON LANTRY'S TOE

WELL LANTRY WAS PURE EVIL
FOR HE HAD SOLD HIS SOUL
HE SOLD IT TO THE DEVIL
TO KICK SOME FIELD GOALS

HE STRODE INTO THE HORSESHOE
AS SECONDS TICKED AWAY
HE PLANNED TO BEAT THE BUCKEYES
DURING THE FINAL PLAY
LAST PLAY, LAST PLAY, UPON THE FINAL PLAY

THE SNAP IT CAME TO LANTRY
HE KICKED IT WAY UP HIGH
THE BALL FLEW PAST AN ANGEL
WHO SWIPED AS IT WENT BY

BY GRACE OF GOD, HE HIT IT
FOR HE WAS QUICK AND DEFT
THE BALL IT STARTED SPINNIN'
THEN SAILED TO THE LEFT
WIDE LEFT, WIDE LEFT, THE BALL IT WENT WIDE LEFT

THE DEVIL HE WAS ANGRY
THE ANGEL HAD HIM BEAT
THE WOLVERINES DEFEATED
SCHEMBECHLER STAMPED HIS FEET

MIKE LANTRY HE TRIED SUICIDE
BECAUSE HE FELT BEREFT
BUT WHEN HE TRIED TO SHOOT HIMSELF
THE BULLET SAILED LEFT
WIDE LEFT, WIDE LEFT, THE BULLET WENT WIDE LEFT


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BayBuck said:
Spoiler: they end up bitter and dejected. Franklin is so smug but it's the Buckeye side of the roundtable who are laughing in the end. Their kicker's continuing pain from that game is particularly poignant.
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This.
Jaxbuck said:
I tried watching some of that but seeing Franklin and some of those other Ohio born traitor, rat fuck bastards just bothers me too much.
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You really don't know what you're missing. It's an hour choc full of Buckeye legends reliving one of the great periods in tOSU history at it's WORST.
At it's best, most magical times, it's a bunch of traitorous bastards (Franklin, Bo) bitching and moaning while revisiting the most painful memories of their TSUN careers.

An added bonus or two:

Ohio Born TSUN players and coaches having the...audacity. ..the unmitigated gall, to whine because despite half the fucking Big Ten AD's having degrees from, having played at or coached at tsun, tOSU won the vote. The traitors calling these "*ichigan *en" traitors is satisfying on a level I didn't know existed.
Randy Gradishar wearing his Rose Bowl blazer and the poetry that he recites is glorious.
Lantry nearly crying. :lol: There's a word that describes getting pleasure from the misery of others. I believe it's of German origin.

My personal favorite was one *ichigan *an's attempt at a beard. It looks like he used a piece of construction paper to make a beard stencil then airbrushed his face poop brown.

Seriously jax, it shouldn't be missed.
.Oh yeah, Archie seemingly trying to be polite yet every thing he says is a backhanded compliment. :lol:

But Gradishar was clownin'.
 
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