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By the way, anyone hear from WolverineMike?
He's where every other Michigan fan is when things are tough--nowhere to be found. Don't worry--as soon as there's something for them to crow about again, they'll be back. You're not a card-carrying Michigan fan if you don't abide by the "Hide when things are bad, act like an arrogant jerk when things are good" approach.
By the way, anyone hear from WolverineMike?
He's where every other Michigan fan is when things are tough--nowhere to be found. Don't worry--as soon as there's something for them to crow about again, they'll be back. You're not a card-carrying Michigan fan if you don't abide by the "Hide when things are bad, act like an arrogant jerk when things are good" approach.
He's reading this for the 56th time, trying to figure out the date on which The Chosen One will arrive:
He went in the witness protection program....
Just a note, but we have 48 victories after Saturday, not 47. That doesn't count 2010, which is bullshit.In Big Ten Conference play, Ohio State leads the series 47–46–4 through the 2015 meeting. Michigan was a charter member of the Big Ten in 1896 before leaving the league after the 1906 football season. Ohio State began league play with the 1913 season, and Michigan returned for the 1917 season. The 1918 matchup between the two schools was the first between them with both as Big Ten members.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan–Ohio_State_football_rivalry
He's reading this for the 56th time, trying to figure out the date on which The Chosen One will arrive:
Always fun to go back and read the pre game analysis from Michigan Men. This is from the Michigan Daily.
Michigan rush defense vs. Ohio State rush offense
Michigan is fourth in the nation in rushing yards and touchdowns allowed, and has allowed only one running back to surpass 100 yards this season. Elliott has a tough task ahead of him, no matter how many carries he gets.
LEdge (despondently preparing to jump off): Michigan
He's where every other Michigan fan is when things are tough--nowhere to be found. Don't worry--as soon as there's something for them to crow about again, they'll be back. You're not a card-carrying Michigan fan if you don't abide by the "Hide when things are bad, act like an arrogant jerk when things are good" approach.
"Redneck"
So goddamn easy to write this,
You make it spill on the page.
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous,
The laughing stock of your own fucking sage.
But I ain't one to call names,
Or throw stones in a house of glass.
You try me.
This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need.
This is a motherfucking invitation.
You try me.
Just one time you got a reason,
Heard you had nothing to lose.
A pied preacher for the pin-eyed congregation,
It must be easy to lose.
But I ain't one of those names,
Or throw stones in a house of glass.
You try me.
This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need.
This is a motherfucking invitation.
You try me.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times,
But it never gets anymore true,
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you.
Just one time.
This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfucking invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfucking invitation
You try me
Just one time
You try me
Just one time
You try me
You try me