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Game Thread The Game 2012: tOSU 26, TSUN 21 (final)

Some observations that have probably been made already:

-Sean Mcwhathisass is a penis head. He looks like a penis, and his commentary in the second half was bordering on preaching, if it wasn't. The fucker needs to shut up and call the game, which he is bad enough at.

-Gardiner looks like he could be a good player if he ever gets it figured out. He isn't the runner Robinson is, but he threw some nice balls on slants and posts.

-Brady Hoke is one of the dumbest coaches alive. He made anti-halftime adjustments, which means his team got worse, not better, though Mattison had their defense putting up a great effort in bad circumstances. He ran up the middle against the OSU defense several times, when outside runs were the one thing that was working for them all first half. He was also an idiot for going for it on fourth down, but once he took the TO, he had no choice, lese he looks like Pat Shurmur (the other dumbest coach alive).

-Brady Hoke is also one of the biggest assholes alive.

-Fuck Michigan for 365 more days.

-That is all.
 
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Bucklion;2264827; said:
Some observations that have probably been made already:

-Sean Mcwhathisass is a penis head. He looks like a penis, and his commentary in the second half was bordering on preaching, if it wasn't. The [censored]er needs to shut up and call the game, which he is bad enough at.

-Gardiner looks like he could be a good player if he ever gets it figured out. He isn't the runner Robinson is, but he threw some nice balls on slants and posts.

-Brady Hoke is one of the dumbest coaches alive. He made anti-halftime adjustments, which means his team got worse, not better, though Mattison had their defense putting up a great effort in bad circumstances. He ran up the middle against the OSU defense several times, when outside runs were the one thing that was working for them all first half. He was also an idiot for going for it on fourth down, but once he took the TO, he had no choice, lese he looks like Pat Shurmur (the other dumbest coach alive).

-Brady Hoke is also one of the biggest assholes alive.

-[censored] Michigan for 365 more days.

-That is all.

He's also one of the largest people alive.
 
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I'm sure it's been covered, but did the (maize and) blue whale abortion actually shake hands after the game? The TV guys said "Mattison" and then they showed his royal fatness running off the field...didn't catch whether he did or not.
 
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alexhortdog95;2264504; said:
Thank you guys....

Thank you for the UNSHARED DIVISIONAL TITLE!!!

Now, help support us next week as we try to [censored] Bucky again!

Good season, Buckeyes.

You're welcome, you can pay us back by slapping that ugly mole of the enema's nose next week.
 
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Bucklion;2264838; said:
I'm sure it's been covered, but did the (maize and) blue whale abortion actually shake hands after the game? The TV guys said "Mattison" and then they showed his royal fatness running off the field...didn't catch whether he did or not.
no. I sprinted out to midfield to catch it and this was one of the rare times where the handshake doesn't occur 2.5 seconds after the game ends. He walked slowly towards the visiting tunnel and eventually left the field.
 
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Bucklion;2264838; said:
I'm sure it's been covered, but did the (maize and) blue whale abortion actually shake hands after the game? The TV guys said "Mattison" and then they showed his royal fatness running off the field...didn't catch whether he did or not.

No - the weasel didn't shake Urb's hand - apparently he couldn't navigate the students on the field.:roll2:
 
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jwinslow;2264845; said:
no. I sprinted out to midfield to catch it and this was one of the rare times where the handshake doesn't occur 2.5 seconds after the game ends. He walked slowly towards the visiting tunnel and eventually left the field.

Thanks...and I'm not surprised. There is pumping up a rivalry, and then there's acting like a third grader in a sandbox. We all now know which Hoke is. If we win there next year (or hell, even if we don't) I hope Meyer blows right past him and goes to shake Mattison's hand.
 
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dav713;2264676; said:
This deserves a repost.

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I think I just found my new Facebook profile pic... :evil:
 
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