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The Funniest Thing You've Seen In Person?

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DubCoffman62

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I was hiking the Grand Canyon about 15 years ago and I came up behind this French family that was hiking just below the Indian Village. It was summertime and they were hot I guess and they'd taken off their shorts and were wearing them on their heads like hats. That was pretty funny.
 
This was back in the 1960s and I don't know if the product is sold anymore.

I think I was the smallest and probably skinniest caddy at the old Winding Hollow (now Champions). Someone--I suspected a big kid--ate my lunch every day when I was out on the course lugging a bag.

One day, I crushed up four Ex-Lax tablets into my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The guy that I suspected stole my lunch and ate both sandwiches out on the course.

I don't remember his name but I remember the look on his face when he came running into the caddy room after he crapped himself on the sixth or seventh hole, down by Alum Creek. I still laugh today when I think about it.
 
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MightbeaBuck;1760383; said:
Funniest thing I've seen recently: One time I saw somebody post some stupid stuff about other people wearing shorts on their heads. The guy posting it apparently thought it was hilarious.

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That reminds me of the time someone posted on a message board that he saw some French chicks hiking in the Grand Canyon with no pants on, and failed to post any pictures.

:p
 
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A funny sort-of hiking experience I had, about ten years ago my brothers and I went backpacking in the mountains west of Ft. Collins and did some fishing on a small river up there. We were fishing and enjoying the solitude along a fairly heavily wooded section of the river and at some point, I turned down stream and saw two llamas crossing the river. Strange site to say the least. As best as I could figure, they were pack llamas that got loose or something.
 
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Steve19;1760388; said:
This was back in the 1960s and I don't know if the product is sold anymore.

I think I was the smallest and probably skinniest caddy at the old Winding Hollow (now Champions). Someone--I suspected a big kid--ate my lunch every day when I was out on the course lugging a bag.

One day, I crushed up four Ex-Lax tablets into my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The guy that I suspected stole my lunch and ate both sandwiches out on the course.

I don't remember his name but I remember the look on his face when he came running into the caddy room after he crapped himself on the sixth or seventh hole, down by Alum Creek. I still laugh today when I think about it.
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It was probably this guy
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Steve19;1760388; said:
This was back in the 1960s and I don't know if the product is sold anymore.

I think I was the smallest and probably skinniest caddy at the old Winding Hollow (now Champions). Someone--I suspected a big kid--ate my lunch every day when I was out on the course lugging a bag.

One day, I crushed up four Ex-Lax tablets into my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The guy that I suspected stole my lunch and ate both sandwiches out on the course.

I don't remember his name but I remember the look on his face when he came running into the caddy room after he crapped himself on the sixth or seventh hole, down by Alum Creek. I still laugh today when I think about it.
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another great golf story, slightly off topic though.

My father in law, right after high school while waiting to leave for boot camp, worked at Safari Golf course (before it was called Safari)

One of the par 3's on the back nine had a blind green. From the tee box, you could barely see the top of the pin. He and a buddy used to hide behind a bush and when a ball hit the green fairly close, one would sneak out, and put it in the cup, then run into the clubhouse and await the free drinks. :lol:
 
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let's see here...

one time on a golf course my brother hit drive on a par 3 like Happy Gilmore and got a hole in one. I was laughing because he made contact but then the damn thing hit the stick on the fly and dropped right into the cup.

another one: When I was in Pennsylbama in 7th grade and playing football, one of the first warmup things to do was a couple laps around the practice field. Well there this MASSIVE fat kid (he was probably 6'8 and 400 lbs in 8th grade) who was so friggin slow (not to mention weak) that he barely played and he couldn't run anyway even though he did try. If we ran 3 laps, most of the team would have lapped him at least once. Anyway, one side of the field was up against a hill, while the other side had a steep drop off down into a small creek bed. for whatever reason, this kid would run right up against the edge while the smaller and faster players would whiz by him. Well he took a mis-step and all of a sudden he was rolling down this hill and into the creek bed. When he got to the bottom, he just looked up at us - I don't think he believed it had happened either. That was a fun practice that day. :biggrin:
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1760852; said:
let's see here...

one time on a golf course my brother hit drive on a par 3 like Happy Gilmore and got a hole in one. I was laughing because he made contact but then the damn thing hit the stick on the fly and dropped right into the cup.

another one: When I was in Pennsylbama in 7th grade and playing football, one of the first warmup things to do was a couple laps around the practice field. Well there this MASSIVE fat kid (he was probably 6'8 and 400 lbs in 8th grade) who was so friggin slow (not to mention weak) that he barely played and he couldn't run anyway even though he did try. If we ran 3 laps, most of the team would have lapped him at least once. Anyway, one side of the field was up against a hill, while the other side had a steep drop off down into a small creek bed. for whatever reason, this kid would run right up against the edge while the smaller and faster players would whiz by him. Well he took a mis-step and all of a sudden he was rolling down this hill and into the creek bed. When he got to the bottom, he just looked up at us - I don't think he believed it had happened either. That was a fun practice that day. :biggrin:
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Fat people rolling is always funny :biggrin:
 
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During winter quarter at tOSU a few years ago I saw someone riding a bike when there was snow/ice all over the place. Needless to say, they started sliding on the ice and hit one of those mechanical arms that go up and down on Neil Avenue. It was fucking hilarious.
 
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BuckeyeTillIDie;1760912; said:
During winter quarter at tOSU a few years ago I saw someone riding a bike when there was snow/ice all over the place. Needless to say, they started sliding on the ice and hit one of those mechanical arms that go up and down on Neil Avenue. It was fucking hilarious.
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Cyclists in the winter are damn funny. I've seen some wreck, but none that epic.
 
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