The former Presidents for usernames.

[Richard M Nixon]

You're just not wanting to remember your vice-presidential years. Heh. Checkers. Slush fund.

I whooped your ass in those debates too, pretty boy.

 

[John F Kennedy]

I whooped your ass in those debates too, pretty boy.

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

I used to eat cigars you pussies.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

All the women you didn't screw, voted for you.

 

[John F Kennedy]

I used to eat cigars you pussies.

You need to meet Mr. William Jefferson Clinton. He loves cigars.

Up yours, Dick. Kiss my eternal flame.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

You need to meet Mr. William Jefferson Clinton. He loves cigars.

Up yours, Dick. Kiss my eternal flame.

Been to the Bay of Pigs recently, bitch?

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

You two need to STFU. Back when I was alive we won wars.

 

[John F Kennedy]

You need to meet Mr. William Jefferson Clinton. He loves cigars.

Up yours, Dick. Kiss my eternal flame.

I have not, but I did stay at the Watergate last night.

 

[exhawg]

i don't like not being a mod over here.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Right, Kennedy. You probably own it with money your daddy made bootlegging.

 

[John F Kennedy]

"OSUShushichic" who the hell are you? I heard some chicks eat it raw, you must be one of them.

OSUsushichic is actually Jackie. Don't you mock her, asshole.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Mock her? I banged her.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Mock her? I banged her.

And you were a lousy lay.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

You two need to STFU. Back when I was alive we won wars.

Sure, with wanton slaughter. How's that Teapot Dome investment coming, dickhead?

 

[Richard M Nixon]

And you were a lousy lay.

And you were a tooth-dragger