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The Admissions Scandal


If "Billa" the rapper isn't the argument for a severe estate tax, I don't know what is.

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Meh, you might be surprised. I've got a Cornell law degree and plenty of people, including myself half the time, think that I'm an idiot.

That said, since Cornell Law School accepted me (w/o any bribes, lies, or even prep courses ...) and less "prestigious" UCLA Law School didn't, clearly due to unworthy children of the rich taking "my" spot, I should be able to sue UCLA for having to spend three years dealing with Ithaca's shitty weather.

That's a sound psychological trauma case if i ever heard one.

Or diversity admits

Interestingly, most of these places are in court for discriminating against Asian applicants.
But that's not as juicy i guess.
So Aunt Becky's daughter, who never wanted to be in college in the first place, just dropped out of USC. I like to think it went down like Tim Robbins emerging from the sewer pipe into the rain near the end of Shawshank.

Apparently one daughter was out yachting with USC' BoT Chairman :lol:
And the other just threw her dad under the bus as scamming college himself days earlier.
The kids involved in this almost make me a little sympathetic for the parents desperately trying to manufacture their future success.
 
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That's a sound psychological trauma case if i ever heard one.



Interestingly, most of these places are in court for discriminating against Asian applicants.
But that's not as juicy i guess.


Apparently one daughter was out yachting with USC' BoT Chairman :lol:
And the other just threw her dad under the bus as scamming college himself days earlier.
The kids involved in this almost make me a little sympathetic for the parents desperately trying to manufacture their future success.

The story does have me reminiscing. It seems like only yesterday that, as a young freshman at Ohio State, I was going yachting with Les Wexner and Ambassador Wolf. Good times. Ed Jennings puked Bourbon all over my top siders.
 
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