Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Honor&Glory]

who ever the fuck our WR coach is now sucks

fire his ass as well. how can we no longer catch contested balls?

www.surlyhorns.com

No lies detected

 

[Honor&Glory]

There were plenty of alarms that Arch's recruiting ranking was incredibly inflated due to his name, Texas fans of course brushed that off as "just haters" but pretty much everything people were saying has played out.

This. Those highlights of him playing against the worst high school competition LA had to offer looked like an SNL skit.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I can’t see real well. Is that another “L” in the “L” column? Shame.

They're not losses; they're Manning Stuff.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Didn't Manning say that he couldn't confirm that he would be at Texas next year, the implication that he might choose to play elsewhere? Sark will take a lot of heat if he benches him and it might be better for Sark's tenure to let him continue to be the Manning gene fart for a few games more.

I'm sure a few MAC or Mountain West teams might be willing to bet 50 or 60 grand of NIL money on him.

And yes, watching the King of Louisiana double-A high school football completely derail the tejas is back momentum is fucking orgasmic. Just need Okie to administer the kill shot next week in Dallas.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Hey Siri - What is the refund policy on NIL?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If I were Manning Inc., I'd want a refund from Warby Parker because this motherfucker clearly can't see downfield.

 

[cincibuck]

Interesting that Texas must play Okie with Manning and Oklahoma must play Texas without Matter. I don’t see either winning the SEC.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I'm sure a few MAC or Mountain West teams might be willing to bet 50 or 60 grand of NIL money on him.

And yes, watching the King of Louisiana double-A high school football completely derail the tejas is back momentum is fucking orgasmic. Just need Okie to administer the kill shot next week in Dallas.

"Now at quarterback for your Rice Owls, Arch Manning" - coming in 2026

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

 

[gmen6981]

If I were Manning Inc., I'd want a refund from Warby Parker because this motherfucker clearly can't see downfield.

Or Warby Parker should go after Manning for making their product look bad.

 

[SEREbuckeye]

Manning only plays well in absolute chaos, where he can scramble and rifle a pass into the void as he’s about the cross the LOS. Doubt he gets benched as soon as needed, but Sark can’t afford hitch his career to a sinking ship for another 1.5 seasons.

Sark better get his shit together in the QB area, otherwise he’s going to end up fist fighting James Franklin for the FAU job next season.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Sark better get his shit together in the QB area, otherwise he’s going to end up fist fighting James Franklin for the FAU job next season.

Rock and a hard place for Sark. Starch clearly needs to be benched, but Sark can't afford the civil war that would tear the fanbase in two much less Manning Inc. going after him in the press. Kind of situation that drives a man to drinking.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Rock and a hard place for Sark. Starch clearly needs to be benched, but Sark can't afford the civil war that would tear the fanbase in two much less Manning Inc. going after him in the press. Kind of situation that drives a man to drinking.

I think most Texas fans are ready for a change at this point.

 

[MGMT]

They still have George, Vandy and AM too if they’re pull off OU. Things dont just get suddenly easier for them.

 

[Honor&Glory]