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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

They'll be back next year.
Depends. Does Texas play an SEC team early next year? If so, they're beyond back; they're a goddamned powerhouse threat to win the Natty! Gotta find creative ways to give SEC teams "quality" wins with all those "quality" losses they're assured of racking up to go with their cupcake OOC games they schedule.
 
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I think he might have been confused.

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Was on the phone with one of my co-workers in our Austin office yesterday. Asked him about the Tech game this weekend and he just said, "We could play number 124 this weekend and lose. Right now, this team sucks. At one point literally half of our defense was injured and now they are back and the offense seems like they have given up." My reply was, "You've been Becked."
 
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