Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[DiamondBuck]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Looks like shaggy's man crush on tsun is unrequited. Mgoblow has a Texas thread, and all are quite happy watching the Texas dumpster fire. Oh, and I'm god damn certain that not a single dfbia whether alum or walmart calls Tejas their academic peer.

 

[Zippercat]

Looks like shaggy's man crush on tsun is unrequited. Mgoblow has a Texas thread, and all are quite happy watching the Texas dumpster fire. Oh, and I'm god damn certain that not a single dfbia whether alum or walmart calls Tejas their academic peer.

I thought Harvard was their only academic peer?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Mgoblow has a Texas thread

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I feel like I need the backstory on the announcer in white suspenders and this looks better than today's WWE.

 

[RCSooner1974]

Unfortunately for OU, Herman may be gone after this season. I can guarantee that they will hire a coach flying under the radar instead of the next "hot product".

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Unfortunately for OU, Herman may be gone after this season. I can guarantee that they will hire a coach flying under the radar instead of the next "hot product".

They'll get a big hat. They'll have no cattle. It's who they are.

Let's be serious. No one aspires to be Michigan.... yet somehow, these crackpots do it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Let's be serious. No one aspires to be Michigan.... yet somehow, these crackpots do it.

When you look at either version of their fanbase, the collar popping frat boy douche bag or the mongoloid WallMart mouthbreather, and say to yourself "that is soo cool" you are one special kind of asshat.

A 10 gallon asshat as it were.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

My fear is that Urban takes the job just as a giant fuck you to mensa. My hope is that, should Urban decide to coach again, he gives Tejas the high hat and takes the USC job instead.

 

[zincfinger]

and I'm god damn certain that not a single dfbia whether alum or walmart calls Tejas their academic peer.

Using the phrase "academic peer" in Walmart is probably a good way to get your ass kicked.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Using the phrase "academic peer" in Walmart is probably a good way to get your ass kicked.

“Clean up in ladies plus size aisle. Bring a mop and bucket. Bring a mop and bucket. “

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Using the phrase "academic peer" in Walmart is probably a good way to get your ass kicked.

Have you ever listened to a walmart wolverine? They love to talk academic smack as much as any subway domer.

 

[Woody1968]

When you look at either version of their fanbase, the collar popping frat boy douche bag or the mongoloid WallMart mouthbreather, and say to yourself "that is soo cool" you are one special kind of asshat.

A 10 gallon asshat as it were.

Somewhat telling is that I can't be sure whether you are describing scUM or Texas. At either rate, I think the mongoloid WalMart mouthbreathers are nearly 100% of scUM's fanbase nowadays.

 

[colobuck79]

Somewhat telling is that I can't be sure whether you are describing scUM or Texas. At either rate, I think the mongoloid WalMart mouthbreathers are nearly 100% of scUM's fanbase nowadays.

Yep. When things are bad the graduates all pretend that they are not interested, and they are big fans of the rowing team.

 

[MaxBuck]

“Clean up in ladies plus size aisle. Bring a mop and bucket. Bring a mop and bucket. “

More like a fire hose and a vacuum truck.