Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

[ORD_Buckeye]

As if anyone could be more excited for aggy football, they turn around and do this.

 

[buxfan4life]

As if anyone could be more excited for aggy football, they turn around and do this.

 

[Jagdaddy]

As if anyone could be more excited for aggy football, they turn around and do this.

Couple of observations:

1. With all that accelerated video, I'm really glad jarryjar didn't include a jizz jar circle jerk in that.

2. Who the hell includes a shot of bathroom stalls in a hype video?

3. I call b.s. on this being entirely Aggy-produced. Didn't see any glory holes in those stalls.

 

[Wadcutter]

As if anyone could be more excited for aggy football, they turn around and do this.

Where was the jizz jar? Did I miss it? Thought for sure that would be standard hype type stuff.

Edit: Jagdaddy beat me to it.

 

[kujirakira]

As if anyone could be more excited for aggy football, they turn around and do this.

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory? OK....
Aggy would've let Harbaugh major in History.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

It might be a parody. Aggy would include way more milkmen, fake soldiers and the dog.

 

[cincibuck]

It might be a parody. Aggy would include way more milkmen, fake soldiers and the dog.

...not to mention bonfire backfires, guys making the money sign, boots, pick up trucks and decorated Oshkosh overalls - oh and a swashbuckler Kaydet going after cheerleaders with his drawn sabre. Gotta have one of them.

 

[LostLassie]

It might be a parody. Aggy would include way more milkmen, fake soldiers and the dog.

@ 1:54 Are those bathroom stalls? Why?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

@ 1:54 Are those bathroom stalls? Why?

The aggy administration has actually censored the newspaper archive of the original article, but it's quoted here.

http://texags.com/forums/6/topics/1540910

 

[LostLassie]

The aggy administration has actually censored the newspaper archive of the original article, but it's quoted here.

http://texags.com/forums/6/topics/1540910

OK, so...definitely a parody video, then.

 

[cincibuck]

How do you parody an institution that is itself a parody?

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

How do you parody an institution that is itself a parody?

You schedule a rematch against Appy State?

 

[Dryden]

This is full-on Aggie right here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3hc8h9/cmv_a_successful_program_is_more_than_just_about/

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This is full-on Aggie right here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3hc8h9/cmv_a_successful_program_is_more_than_just_about/

Reply to original post.

It's like OP lost a bet and had to create a post that would unite the fan bases of Texas, TCU, and Baylor

Reply to above post.

Do you see now everybody else outside of Texas? THIS IS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. Holy shit this is the best offseason post I've ever seen

 

[Woody1968]

Where was the jizz jar? Did I miss it? Thought for sure that would be standard hype type stuff.

Edit: Jagdaddy beat me to it.

No Longhorn fan with his mouth open to be found.