Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Aggy alumni: "We're outraged at draggieland."

Also aggy alumni: "How's the glory hole scene on campus these days."

*Aggy has flushed the original glory hole article down the memory hole, but it is preserved HERE.

As I posted on my main BP username

So. Fucking. Weird.

 

[Thump]

Texas A&M shuts down controversial 12th Man+ NIL Fund after IRS threatens foundation's nonprofit status

The 12th Man+ Fund was the first internal organization created for NIL fundraising

www.cbssports.com

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Not terribly relevant...just terribly awesome.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Texas A&M shuts down controversial 12th Man+ NIL Fund after IRS threatens foundation's nonprofit status

The 12th Man+ Fund was the first internal organization created for NIL fundraising

www.cbssports.com

SHOCKING that this was not on the up and up.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Not terribly relevant...just terribly awesome.

Dear Aliens,

It is time.

Yours truly,
Humanity

 

[TDunk]

Why do you think they stay away? No signs of intelligence

 

[Dryden]

Why do you think they stay away? No signs of intelligence

I’m sure alien species steer clear of College Station after they learned that the Aggies would anal probe them.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Texas A&M WR Micah Tease suspended indefinitely following arrest on drug charges day before season opener

Tease was a four-star prospect in the Class of 2023 and a standout in the Aggies' spring game

www.cbssports.com

Texas A&M WR Micah Tease suspended indefinitely following arrest on drug charges day before season opener​

Tease was a four-star prospect in the Class of 2023 and a standout in the Aggies' spring game​

Texas A&M wide receiver Micah Tease has been suspended indefinitely after he was arrested Friday on drug charges, a school spokesperson confirmed to the Houston Chronicle. The freshman was allegedly in possession of an illegal substance ranging from four to 400 grams, as well as under two ounces of marijuana. He posted bond for $13,000, according to Brazos County Jail records.

According to a university police report, officers responded to a complaint of residents smoking marijuana at an apartment complex late Thursday night. After obtaining a warrant, officers discovered three THC edibles weighing 48.1 grams in Tease's bedroom. Marijuana weighing .051 ounces also was discovered in the search.

The controlled substance charge is a second-degree felony and punishable between two and 20 years in jail.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I’m sure alien species steer clear of College Station after they learned that the Aggies would anal probe them.

I’m pretty sure aliens have a tv show called “real aggies of earth”

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[kujirakira]

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Tight. Ship.

 

[Thump]

“Ranches!”

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Does this mean that the jizz jar is half-full or half-empty?

 

[TDunk]

Does this mean that the jizz jar is half-full or half-empty?

Like they could half-empty that jar.