TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

[colobuck79]

That trashcan is not on fire. Thus not an accurate depiction of the coaching search.

After the payouts to Jones and Schiano, they couldn't even afford a match to light it.

 

[muffler dragon]

Bret Bielama is waiting on line 1.

 

[dragurd]

Bret Bielama is waiting on line 1.

Bert would probably rather be paid to sit on his ass eating twinkies all day then take that job.

 

[colobuck79]

Bert would probably rather be paid to sit on his ass eating twinkies all day then take that job.

First, Bert is partial to BBQ, which is big in Tennessee. Second, I could easily see Jenn with her hair piled on top of her head strolling down the streets of Pigeon Forge. It's a match made in heaven.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bert would probably rather be paid to sit on his ass eating twinkies all day then take that job.

That is Bert's job

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Somewhere, I have to believe that aggy is watching this and saying, "hold my beer?"

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Kiffin on a roll:

 

[dragurd]

Somewhere, I have to believe that aggy is watching this and saying, "hold my beer?"

Nope ORD Aggy is going to pay Jimbo Fisher eleventy billion dollars

 

[jwinslow]

 

[NFBuck]

I love Troll King Kiffin.

 

[ExpatAkronite]

I love Troll King Kiffin.

I'm picturing him kicked back in his office with a bottle of single malt and beer backs laughing hysterically.

 

[Bucklion]

Someone should start putting heads on Tennessee jackets like that and post them in random places like Twitter:

Gerry Faust
Mike Locksley
Ty Willingham
Rich Kotite
Charlie Weis

 

[zincfinger]

It's a little surprising to me that a fair number of their fans seem to be asking for Kiffin while he is sitting there openly ridiculing them.

 

[Bucklion]

Personally, I’d like to see Mason at Vandy get a chance to turn them down...academic school, no FB tradition, harder to recruit, a lot less money, in the same conference and same state.

No thanks

 

[ExpatAkronite]

It's a little surprising to me that a fair number of their fans seem to be asking for Kiffin while he is sitting there openly ridiculing them.

Critical self examination is an alien concept among some groups.