TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

[ScriptOhio]

Well...would you tell a dude who is 6'9 and over 300lbs that he's wrong? LOL

Seriously though - Les Miles to Tennecheat is probably about the best they could hope for right now....I don't think they are smart enough to do it after all this nonsense.

#kaneformayor

This guy doesn't want him:

Les Miles: He's not a coach. He's a cartoon character.

He rarely beat Alabama when he was at LSU, even when the Tigers had more talent than any other school in the country, Alabama included.

He makes less sense at a press conference than former UT coach Butch Jones.

http://www.knoxnews.com/story/sport...oach-buyout-john-currie-volunteers/907358001/

 

[ScriptOhio]

Lawsuits, NAACP, Kiffin Tweets, etc., you couldn't make anything up better than this, but the USA Today guy would like SNL to try:

This isn't a coaching search. It's a parody of a coaching search.

"Saturday Night Live" should make it a weekly staple. Bill Hader could play UT athletic director John Currie, and Alec Baldwin could play super-booster Jimmy Haslam.

Call it: "The Coaching Search That Got Lost."

http://www.knoxnews.com/story/sport...oach-buyout-john-currie-volunteers/907358001/

 

[Bucklion]

Time for BARWISSSS111!!!1!1! yet?

 

[AKAK]

Trey McNeil for next VOLS coach

Can Trey Really bitch up and choose positivity the way this position demands?

Can Trey fabricate his resume in a way that will placate the Volfan?

I think not. No, there's only one man for this job.

 

[Bucklion]

Can Trey Really bitch up and choose positivity the way this position demands?

Can Trey fabricate his resume in a way that will placate the Volfan?

I think not. No, there's only one man for this job.

George O’Leary?

 

[dragurd]

George O’Leary?

The corpse of Joe Paterno?

 

[AKAK]

George O’Leary?

I was thinking Craig James or Mark May, but that google search is a disqualifier. I don't even want to know what they'll paint on that freaking rock.

 

[bukIpower]

I was thinking Craig James or Mark May, but that google search is a disqualifier. I don't even want to know what they'll paint on that freaking rock.

Hey Mark May's 5 guys were willing participants so don't rule him out now

 

[Mike80]

Can Trey Really bitch up and choose positivity the way this position demands?

Can Trey fabricate his resume in a way that will placate the Volfan?

I think not. No, there's only one man for this job.

I was thinking Tennessee needs the Wappa Goo revolution to come to Knoxville....

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Does Tennessee have a former All-American TE from the 70’s? One who caught a game winning pass in a major bowl game? A man with no delusions as to what he represents.

That guy should get a shot.

 

[buckeyemania11]

 

[Bucklion]

I was thinking Tennessee needs the Wappa Goo revolution to come to Knoxville....

With Nanerpus as the OC? That shit is titles

 

[CFPBuckeye]

With Nanerpus as the OC? That [Mark May] is titles

I read this as “That shit is titties”

 

[ShowMeBuck]

It's getting bad enough that it might actually attract someone on a value play.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The corpse of Joe Paterno?

Cardboard Joe going to Knoxville to interview for Tennessee's head coaching job.