TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

[LostLassie]

UT AD is going to get put on the national Do Not Call registry

I don't think it works that way. Now, a National Do-Not-Take-His-Calls Registry, yeah.

 

[LostLassie]

I don't see why some of you are saying that Tennessee fans are unrealistic about the program's status. WiseOlVol allows that he could maybe even consider Urban Meyer to meet his standards (but of course no other BigTen coach).

WiseOlVol said:
Butch 3-0 vs. Big 10: All Blowouts

Maybe Meyer, but only if we have a QB that can run. Besides Urban, the rest of the leagues coaches are 2nd-tier at best.

Hmmm. Seems reminiscent of Jax musing about Jessica Alba.

I like Jax's chances better.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

 

[NorthCoastKid]

These fuckers love painting that rock. Lol at "ReVOLt"

 

[Crump's brother]

Their behavior will probably affect recruiting for years to come. Who would want to coach there now?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I’m surprised that rock hasn’t been completely smoked yet.

 

[Hstead]

They better hire someone soon or they won't have a coach for their bowl game.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

What would happen if they straight up could not find a single person to do it. Like even Hoke backs out. Are you allowed to play a game without a coach? Would anybody notice a difference?

 

[Crump's brother]

What would happen if they straight up could not find a single person to do it. Like even Hoke backs out. Are you allowed to play a game without a coach? Would anybody notice a difference?

Tee Martin, come on down!

 

[LordJeffBuck]

tip #227 from Man: The Book:

If you first see her in a bathing suit at a water park with her family, she is too young … so you probably don’t need a condom.

If Travis would've slightly re-worded this joke, then it might've been funny:

You see a girl at a water park. She's in a bikini. She's hot. You're interested. But she's with her parents. She's too young. Then you suddenly realize....

Damn! Purdue's head coach just turned down the Tennessee job!​

 

[lvbuckeye]

What would happen if they straight up could not find a single person to do it. Like even Hoke backs out. Are you allowed to play a game without a coach? Would anybody notice a difference?

The 30 for 30 is going to be great. "What if I told you that the Tennessee football program once fielded a team without a head coach? ESPN presents 'No Volunteers.'"

 

[Mike80]

The 30 for 30 is going to be great. "What if I told you that the Tennessee football program once fielded a team without a head coach? ESPN presents 'No Volunteers.'"

You know that's in the works already....it has to be....

 

[buckeyesin07]

Tee Martin, come on down!

Tennessee is too good for Tee. Just ask the Tennessee fan base.

 

[buxfan4life]

Is Brady Hoke still the acting HC?

Vol fans better be careful or they will end up with Clappy McBBQFace getting a 10 year contract.

 

[Buckeye86]

These fuckers love painting that rock. Lol at "ReVOLt"

John Currie would love nothing more than to be fired right now. And then you can ad AD to the list of jobs your school can’t fill. Still super smart.